When a man is eating out a woman, if she quiefs in his mouth and causes him to puke in her vagina, he closes her legs, duct tapes them shut and throws her in an oven.
Guy 1- "Okay, so I was eating her out, right, but then she has the nerve to quief! I had no choice but to turn her into a Louisiana Stuffed Turkey."
Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."
Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."
by Peter Willy April 01, 2011
I am going to take her to the cold dorms and stuff her like a turkey.. she wakes up and says damn I got stuffed like a turkey
by Sean Cavanagh February 14, 2006
Man 1: Damn bro, sick cuts! What kinda diet you doing fam?
Man 2: Just been on the stuffed turkey diet!
Man 2: Just been on the stuffed turkey diet!
by Candyforhandy January 26, 2019
by juicyass69420 April 08, 2019
The act of ejaculating in the Thanksgiving turkey, with the optional inclusion of sexual intercourse beforehand.
Your father: "Just finished stuffing the turkey!"
You, after reading this definition: *laughter*
Your family: *dead silent*
You, after reading this definition: *laughter*
Your family: *dead silent*
by Monofur November 26, 2022
When you shit on a girl's vagina, then proceed to aggressively shove your dick inside her, to "stuff the turkey."
Person 1: I stuffed my girls turkey pretty well last night!
Person 2: What did you stuff the turkey with?
Person 1: Shit. My own shit. The act of stuffing the turkey.
Person 2: What did you stuff the turkey with?
Person 1: Shit. My own shit. The act of stuffing the turkey.
by Sir Farts and Cums A lot January 18, 2024
Typically executed on Thanksgiving, The Stuffed Turkey is when you take the turkey legs off of a turkey and shove one in a girl’s pussy and the other in her asshole, then you have to try to eat them both out without biting her while she chugs gravy
by Donk Daddy April 29, 2019