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Trojan Stride

* Must have no shame.*
When a woman chews on a used condom right after sex that is filled with her partners ball juices.
That dirty bitch loves my Trojan Stride bubble gum!
by Glazers r' Us July 11, 2016
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Strideaphobia

The fear of chewing Stride because bad things will happen to you.
Pat-Dude want some stride gum?
Tim-Screw that I dont want a ram headbutting me in the balls.
Pat-Ha you have strideaphobia
by Patatron January 12, 2009
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strudel noodle

A strudel noodle is a baker who uses unpopular fillings such as prunes, parsnips or rutabagas instead of baked apples or baked cherries.
Marmaduke was a total failure as a baker: he was a strudel noodle.
by Cranberry Bob April 17, 2020
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Strongsville Strudel

The Art of purchasing videgame systems and keeping it a secret from friends and family while simultaneously passing flatulence.
Person 1: You want to play PS2?
Person 2: Sure, let's invite (Person3).
Person 1: He's prolly playing PS4.
Person 2: He has a PS4?
Person 1: Not sure. I think he's pulling a Strongsville Strudel.
by Fred Botchko December 8, 2016
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Apple Strudel BJ

The action of performing a blow job on ones penis with a pre-heated apple strudel. Also known as the slippery-slogan.

How it works ::

You must microwave an apple strudel for 10-15 seconds, no more. Once heated the opposing partner will then slip the warm apple strudel onto the erect penis of their partner. Once securely in place, the opposing partner then takes their mouth, wraps it around the apple strudel, which is on the erect penis, and performs a blow job by slipping the apple strudel back and forth. Once the erect penis hits it's climax and finishes the opposing partner must pull off the apple strudel with their mouth and eat it all. If the apple strudel is not full consumed after the fact, then it doesn't not count as an "Apple Strudel BJ"
That was one hell of an apple strudel bj

That was one slippery-slogan.

I would really love it if you gave me an apple strudel bj. You know? The good kind.
by taybag March 21, 2011
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staydream

Daydreaming while on vacation about staying on vacation permanently
Laurie, "what are you doing?"

"I'm just staydreaming."
by Lauriefnp June 30, 2016
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Strodel

Just a faggot. Someone who will target random-ass people just to be a dick. Always nice to the opposite gender, sometimes sexually assaulting or even raping them.

A Strodel can be easily identified by their distinct gut and lack of hair. Strodels often give off a strong scent of hypocrisy. Generally found in schools or Catholic Churches. Strodels like to get themselves in positions of power, such as school principals or priests.
Person A: (walking in school hallways)
Strodel: Hey can I talk to you for a second?
Person A: yea sure what's up?
Strodel: Someone told me you were smoking in the bathroom.
Person A: So? It's not against the rules.

Strodel: I will ruin you.

Person A: is that a threat.

Strodel: come here you
Person A: (sexually assaulted)
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