scrumptious pussy

Using the words scrumptious pussy is the best way to get a girl.

They will love you complimenting your pussy and saying its worth being eaten.

Damnnnn girl you got a scrumptious pussy, mind if I try some?

by Stoopid One January 15, 2021

scrumptious

when someone is just so hot you just wanna smash

Dammmmnnn Becky is so scrumptious

by imsoooooscrumptious June 1, 2018

scrumptrulescent

(adj)
1. Unbelievably superb.

There is no word powerful enough to describe your performance, so I am forced to make one up - "scrumptrulescent!"

by the Jazz March 2, 2004

scrumpton end

The very last draw of a joint.

Originated in Lisburn, Northern Ireland, used across the UK and R.O.I.

Q:"Here do you want the scrumpton end"
A:"No, go on ahead yourself" (looking at it in disgust).

by Ghostinthescott October 6, 2008

Butt Strumpet

A hooker or slut who likes getting fucked up the ass.

She's such a Butt Strumpet, dang, her arse sounds like a butt trumpet when she walks through town.

by Shit_4_Brains September 13, 2007

Strumpet's Dribble

The Strumpet’s Dribble is the inadvertent release and dribbling of semen out of the vagina of a Strumpet, a.k.a. Prostitute. The dribble is from the deposited jizz of one or more of the Prostitute's tricks or customers of that evening and is caused by poor and incomplete cleaning and full discharge of semen in between the Prostitute's sex acts. The Strumpet's Dribble is usually discovered by the Prostitute's next trick or customer just prior to their engaging in a sex act. The Strumpet's Dribble is usually just wiped away with the customer's hand or a Grisette Hanky. If available, it may also be wiped away with a Gak Towel, Doddle Rag or Grandma's Tea Towel.

Frank: What's up Bro!! How as your weekend in Vegas?
Carl: Swank Braaaa!! Won at Craps and then called an Escort to celebrate.
Frank: Sweet! Was she hot Braaaa?
Carl: Yea she was hot, but I went down on her and ended up with a little Strumpet's Dribble. But that didn't stop me.
Frank: I'm going to throw up yo!

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014

scrumpdillyumptious

When a food is so incredibly good you can do little to resisit it. If you get a craving for a scrumpdillyumptious food you tend to salivate at the mouth ferociously and uncontrollably, your want for this food will stop you at nothing to get it. Once you are digesting this food, your taste buds turn into orgasmic nevres and the experience turns into an almost life changing ordeal. Dopamine may actually be released (depending on experience or level of srumpdillyumptious-ness) in the brain. Scrumpdillyumptious-ness is individual, what may be so good to you, might not be the same for every one else. You cannot force scrumpdillyumptious-ness on other people but you can encourage them to a new experience. Scrumpdillyumptious is usually used with cereal and homemade treats such as crunchy munchies but can be anyfood you want it to be. May apply to objects as well.

Crazy Cravers changes drastically when he wants his scrumpdillyumptious honeycomb cereal.

The Silly Rabbit loves his srumpdillyumptious Trix.

by seevs May 15, 2005