strudent

A not so intelligent member of a school administration.

That strudent gave me detention!

by applejuiceforevah November 20, 2011

Strifes

A problem in life that is slowly killing you.

I have a lot of strifes right now.

by Strifes32 August 23, 2019

Hoester Strudel

A particularly slutty girl, who may have sweet side. The strawberry filling symbolizes all that is slutty, while the icing symbolizes all that is sweet.

This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.

1. heyyyy my lovely hoester strudel, wanna get ready for the party together? lolololol xoxo

2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.

by maddielucy December 31, 2010

Toaster Strudel

The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.

What's that chronic pastry you got?
Its a toaster strudel brah

by isjfoidsj1290e October 4, 2013

Sturfed

The word for when you get so rediculously owned your'e in total disbelief that it happend to sturfed is the first word that comes to mind. Yelling the word is optional but for an insurmountable ownage situation, Sturfed must be yelled.

Amanda got STURFED last night when she was called a hooker by one of her friends.

by canyoudigit March 7, 2007

Cloud Strife

A person who on the outside seems cool, confident and strong but on the inside is insecure, scared and doesn't know who he really is which inevitably leads to a severe breakdown and much needed self realization.

James: wow what happened to Randy??? I though he was such a strong dude!

Matt: Looks can be deceiving, he was a Cloud Strife this whole time, i really hope he figures things out!

by Captain Cowhand February 3, 2010

Strife

to fight or to argue with family/friends and so on

"i've strife with Bro just now,he kicked my ass"

by HOMESTUCK_SHIT February 6, 2015