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stroking the roadkill

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.
by Schmiffy November 9, 2009
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heat stroking

A masturbatory technique in which the subject masturbates with their left hand while placing their right hand under warm water. Then directly before orgasm you switch hands for a grand finale.
Heat stroking is kind of hottt sexxx.
by Reid C May 4, 2008
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Stroking Johnson

Ignorant Donkey was sitting home stroking Johnson, while I was in the Dominican Republic getting laid.
by BobbyWaves August 21, 2016
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Nub Stomping

Using a nub (part left from amputated limb) in a downward stomping motion to have sex.
Wow! After that nub stomping I don't think I'm going to shit right for a week.
by LovinMcnubbin December 8, 2018
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Single-Purpose Streaming

A practice in which users subscribe to paid streaming services like Netflix, Amazon Prime Video and Peacock in which the sole purpose is to watch exclusives to them.
Single-Purpose Streaming existed since 2015, Netflix Originals and exclusives are one of the greatest sources of the Single-Purpose Streaming practice.
by Ryan900USAYT February 3, 2022
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waffle stomping

Waffle stomping is when you shit in the shower and step on it to make it go down the drain.
by Lao'Tso May 24, 2007
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Beef strumming

Beef strumming is the act of pulling ones vagina lips taught and having your partner play your lips like a harp with their toung.
My mom caught me Beef strumming my step-sister
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