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Strangulate

To masturbate with such a tight grip on one's penis that it is denied the oxygen it requires to function properly. Much like in a cartoon, the head turns blue over time. A two-handed grip is used, and it is an extrememely intense action to observe.
Mother: Billy, time for dinner!
Billy: NO!! I'm stangulating.
Mother: Hmm? What does strangulate mean?
Billy: Nothing, keep the door closed please!
by CGrip October 2, 2005
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strangulate

1.)To strangle or choke
2.) -ed (strangulated): The act of being strangled, and/or asphyxiated.
3.) -ion (strangulation): Choking/inability to breathe.
1.) If you don't shut up, I'm going to strangulate you with a wire hanger.
2.) I ran my neck into the clothesline, and it felt like I was being strangulated.
3.) The girl who had an asthma attack was suffering from severe strangulation.
by ZeroSaber August 30, 2003
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Stratobastard

Someone obsessed with stratocasters, who also posseses bastardican properties
that guy is such a stratobastard
by AlKapranos January 5, 2009
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Strapolate

When a girl estimates how large her strapon needs to be for her girlfriend.

Usually involves one female partner testing a wide range of dildos on the other female partner.

When one partner is strapolating the other, the latter partner is said to be being "strapolated" by the other partner (present tense).

Once the female partner being tested on cannot take a larger dildo without being in excruciating pain, she is said to be "strapolated" (as the correct strapon length & width has been determined). This being the past tense.

When one partner is strapolating the other, she is said to be undergoing, "strapolation".

Strapolation must be undertook with extreme care, as an overly large dildo used as a strapon can cause serious harm to the partner who is having the dildo inserted into her. When such occurs, this is known as, "overstrapolation", as the partner has over-estimated how much of a dildo her partner can take. "Understrapolation", occurs when the partner strapolates a smaller dildo than is required, thus leaving the partner dissatisfied.
"Michelle, why don't you strapolate, then we'll get to it."

"That looks a bit big for me Emily..."

"No, I've just strapolated you, and its fine".

"What are you doing Rebecca?"

"Oh I'm just trying to strapolate for Erin, but she keeps moaning about it when I try."

"Damn it Mel! You f***ing over-strapolated again, that really hurts!

"Yeah... it feels alright I guess. Are you sure you didn't under-strapolate again.

After a very gruelling hour, Jo finally strapolated Lauren, and the enjoyed a very pleasant half an hour with each other

Whilst Anna was busy strapolating Rose, she became aware that she was very aroused.
by funkybod January 26, 2011
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mono lacto strangulation

The act of opening a carton of milk from the wrong side, there by making a general fucked up mess of the entire carton and pissing off all your roommates in the process, because now when they get up to sneak a drink from it in the middle of the night the torn papper is all ganky and torn.
You stupid asshole! That is the worst case of mono lacto strangulation that I have ever seen!
by yesjaydom February 12, 2007
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strangulate

DFD (see DFD) has coined this term many times, and now has called it their own.

Verb - To strangle and choke a bitch
"Don't refuse to mate, or I'll have to strangulate!"
by Dr. K September 15, 2005
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stratovarius

NOooooooooooooooooooo...ooooo!!! They mustnt stop their music and Timo K. (singer) must come back!!! Don't care if the other still there but want to hear my angel sing again!

I just love listening to his voice! (and ofcours admiring his long golden hair)

The music just takes you away... It's just breathtaking and sometimes it really makes you cry for more (or just cry... the lyrics possesses much emotions)

So... just listen to them... buy a cd or two... they're great and will always stay in my heart... I think I will never get bored listening to their music (so is the music of "HIM")
Songs you should definately listen to:
Elements, Black Diamond, Paradise, Infinite, Keep the Flame, ...
by Vanilmwë July 29, 2004
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