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Strainer Job

A fetish act. A person holds a clear plastic/glass strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their anus into the strainer. The strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient's face. The left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (Note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.)

1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.

2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.

3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.

4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)

5.) Use as warpaint.

6.) Make brownies.

7.) Soft serve icecream.

8.) Fudge blocks.
"Open up my pretties, it's feeding time." squawked Debra. As she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, ass in full view through the strainer. She then proceeded to violently shit chunky shit soup in the strainer all over Jasen and Brent's smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.
by BigEvil13 August 9, 2016
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pee-emptive strike

Noun. Similar to "preemptive strike" in attacking one's own urinary or fecal system as a movement is eminent. One will force a potty break in order to prevent an awkward situation.
"Just before I went in for my job interview, I made a pee-emptive strike so I wouldn't be squirming in my chair answering questions. Glad I made that move as I ended up needing to poop!"

"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."
by Obie M March 31, 2011
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marriage strike

The term "marriage strike" refers to young men in Western countries deciding to not get married, due to high divorce rates (50% in the U.S., and as high as 75% in California, which is not included in the U.S. average). A perception that marriage is a financial disaster for men, especially during divorce settlements, is generally believed to be driving the marriage strike phenomenon.
She keeps nagging him about getting married, but he's on a marriage strike.
by Kai Thorsten June 27, 2008
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strike anywhere

A hardcore/punk band hailing from rva. The band has become increasingly popular, being featured on fuse and appearing on the 2005 vans warped tour.
Strike Anywhere is playing at alley katz, go check them out!
by subarashi chinchin mono August 24, 2005
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Tri-strike

The stature of a person who is ready to forgive and forget a first abuse, tolerate it a second time, but never forgive nor tolerate on the third offense.
First time: "Kids, I should ground you for leaving this residrink, but I'll be tri-strike with you."
Second time: "You did it again? My tri-strike is wearing thin."
Third time: "Again? That's it. You've been tri-struck!"
by Sarahjane2 January 20, 2015
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counter-strike

Damnit, I should be studying for my exam. But I still pwned you in counter-strike!
by DH December 19, 2004
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Lucky Strike

The finest cigarettes available, albeit in unfiltered form. Made for your pleasure by Brown and Williamson, they're toasted. Oh, and always remember, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.
Filters are for pussies.
by Jesus August 5, 2003
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