When two (or more) persons, decide to straddle one another, claiming afterwards that there was no romantic intentions involved in the maneuver, and so it was just 'Friendly'.
John: What happened between you and Jill on Saturday?
Jack: Nothing
John: ... She was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?
Jack: It was just a Friendly Straddle
Jack: Nothing
John: ... She was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?
Jack: It was just a Friendly Straddle
by Blank283 March 24, 2010
“Hey Jeff, I really need a ride!”
“You can ride with me but I only have my motorcycle so we’ll have to straddle jack”
“Perfect! I love good straddle jack.”
“You can ride with me but I only have my motorcycle so we’ll have to straddle jack”
“Perfect! I love good straddle jack.”
by Ilovevds May 28, 2021
by m4ga ch4d October 06, 2021
to sit on a seat backwards with the rail in front of you
also it can mean, while in the nude, sitting on top of a person's naked bum who is lying face down , as if youre sitting on a seat, bum to bum - you will be facing down their legs - its actually quite comfortable!
also it can mean, while in the nude, sitting on top of a person's naked bum who is lying face down , as if youre sitting on a seat, bum to bum - you will be facing down their legs - its actually quite comfortable!
by tartan whisky December 15, 2019
Straddle Piss is when a girl wants to experience peeing on the toilet like a guy, but doesn't want to pee everywhere-so she sits down straddling to toilet and pees. Remarkably the pee comes up extremely fast and forceful-Straddle Piss.
by ChaChaBueno July 28, 2009
an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.
damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.
yeah she's really old.
we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.
yeah she's really old.
we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.
by Mickey Darling August 04, 2009
the above definition is incorrect, because a one ryan abbott in fact gets more pussy than oliver himself, its just that no one knows about it
by rabbit February 06, 2005