straddle saddle

The facial (mustache) area of a man which provides the best seat for a woman tto straddle his face and have the ride of her life !

Him:Hey gorgeous how bout a ride on the ol straddle saddle ?

Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!

by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019

straddle my rail

the act of swallowing cumm

pimp juice,"bitch do you wanna straddle my rail"Bitch, "yup"

by pimp juice j December 30, 2009

Straddle Racking

A concept made up by Mormons to try and fool the superior men

Mormons lie about straddle racking and they are to never be trusted

by I hate Mormons June 4, 2018

straddle puss

A nice way of saying addressing a person who is a pain in the arse.

Donald Trump is always acting like a straddle puss on Twitter.

by Kahn of buffets July 31, 2017

Straddle lapper

A lesbian.

She is known to be a straddle lapper or a pussy eater. (Cunnilingus between two women).

by Lundl January 9, 2019

straddle shower

when you're at a "no-tell motel" and the inside tub shower is so disgusting, so crudy, so rediculously dirty and full of biological manner you bathe by standing on the balls of your feed on the edge of the tub shower.

"I don't feel super clean after that straddle shower"

by xfatkidcorex November 2, 2022

Straddle, straUddle, straddlE

Straddle, straUddle, straddlE

Straddle, straUddle, straddlE

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025