two-stooler

A really fat person.

"See that fat-ass that just walked in?"
"Yeah, she's definitely a two-stooler."

by Prime December 22, 2002

storm stooper

A Storm Trooper with a bad back

he's hunched over like a storm stooper

by BlackWidow06 July 23, 2010

Stooper

A person of little intelligence, a small brain or a lack of education. A fool, an idiot, a dumb person.

That shopkeeper gave me the wrong chocolate , hes such a stooper

by Deano Milano June 14, 2009

stooner

pot-fiend friend

my friend Chris is a Stooner!

by smek oner (sean j.) September 5, 2003

Stomer

Slang for customer or client. Someone who may require your assistance.

"Man, I've gotta go. Three stomers just came in."

by Staticlotus January 8, 2009

Stooper

The state of mind after a night of drinking, being severely hungover, not understanding the world, asking yourself the question "what is life?". Can also happen after doing drugs. Can lead to severe facebook stalking/commenting, and writing embarrassing things on the internet. Stooper is much like being in a cloud. It is a state of mind.

I am in such stooper right now after doing all of those keg stands last night, I can't even remember my dog's name.

by Jade-A-Kiss November 23, 2011

stromered

1.) a filibuster to prevent something meaningful from taking place.

2.) an unexpected emcompasing of ones time against his or her will

3.) an unexpected and inescapable rodgering of the mind.

4.) a plan or manouver that is macguiver-esque in the beginning, Saw IV- like in the end.

"I was trying to talk to some chick last night & my boy Stromered me so hard. Shit."

by The grand. July 11, 2014