stonyer

The process of eating out a girls arsehole both thoroughly and regularly.

Oi, did you hear Boyer finally pulled that slut Tiffany last night and treated himself by dishing out an unforgettable Stonyer. He reckons it was sorta sweet cause he thinks she came but it sorta wasnt that sweet cause after he finished his auntie came rouned and reckoned she could smell shit on his breath. Seriously man, he had to brush his teeth like seven times before you could even stand in the same room as him. I shit you not

by Campbell "The Minge Master" McDiarmid February 2, 2008

Stoney Crook

Created by Mr. Pookie & Mr. Lucci. Its the name of their record label & group. The name if from their old apartment complex Stoney Brook located off of North Audelia Road in Nawf Dallas (North Dallas)

Stoney Crook In this bitch

by CL.UNT July 14, 2010

Stony Brook University

Public college on Long Island. Since it's cheap and its science and engineering departments are highly ranked, especially for a public school, something like 2/3 of the students are from LI or NYC. A lot of the rest are international so bio, calculus, etc. are like 50% Asian.

Since most people live so close to campus, most of them leave Thursday night and Friday morning and don't come back until Monday morning, leaving a lot of creepy antisocial international students and hardly anyone else. There's a few cool people who actually talk to other people, and some of them even party.

It's pretty good though for people who want to become doctors or engineers though, lots of people get offers from Microsoft, Google, and GM.

So basically, a typical engineering college.

"It took me half an hour to print my final paper out because there were like a dozen nervous Bio and Chem students printing out the whole semester's powerpoints ahead of me."

"Sounds like Stony Brook University to me."

by justanotherengineer January 14, 2012

Stoney Lonesome

Slang term for prison, dating back to the early twentieth century. Can be found in John O'hara's "Appointment in Samarra".

A man can lose his hopes, and his mind, inside the walls of the Stoney Lonesome.

by Julian English January 28, 2005

Stony stratford

Stony startford is a historic town, where the old the 'Cock and bull' story was originated, Stony Stratford or Stony for short is home to many pubs and chip shops, Also home to the 'Cock hotel' And 'The Bull'. Stony has many things to do around every season, Folk on the green in june where lots of musical talents get together for a musical gathering over the space of an afternoon, Every December Everybody from Stony stratford and Old stratford get together and celebrate the birth of jesus, by hanging lights from the roofs of the old and historic buildings.

'Cock and Bull Story originated from Stony stratford'
'Musical Gathering Over an afternoon at Stony Stratford.'

by Robyn Holbum June 26, 2008

Stoney Face

The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.

Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.

by Tortellini friendship June 20, 2011

Stoney

Someone or something that possesses a laid back, hippie-esque quality.

A relaxed atmosphere, state or setting.

I was straight chillin' in a stoney hash bar in Amsterdam when I thought to myself, "I need a blumpy"

by Pimp Daddy July 14, 2003