Oi, did you hear Boyer finally pulled that slut Tiffany last night and treated himself by dishing out an unforgettable Stonyer. He reckons it was sorta sweet cause he thinks she came but it sorta wasnt that sweet cause after he finished his auntie came rouned and reckoned she could smell shit on his breath. Seriously man, he had to brush his teeth like seven times before you could even stand in the same room as him. I shit you not

I've been jabbed