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stock molester

Crooked stock promoter. One who engages in securities fraud. A deceitful stockbroker. A scam artist in the stock business. White collar criminal.
I was told to buy this stock at two dollars last week, now its trading at two cents! That stock molester just dumped all his paper in the market and left me hanging with worthless stock...
by Tony parsnips September 5, 2019
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International Stockholm Invaders Skiing

The International Stockholm Invaders Skiing team had their first training camp of 2017 in Orsa.
by I-T-B February 3, 2017
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Gloryhole stock

Gloryhole stock a country music festival chugheads drink from gloryhole while Blake Shelton sing how sweet gloryhole
by Kingofdick January 10, 2020
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Stockholm Syndrome

You might know it as the popular song by One Direction but it is a real syndrome.
Stockholm syndrome is a syndrome that is gained during being kidnapped. You begin to gain positive feelings for that person usually of the opposite sex. The main reason for obtaining Stockholm Syndrome is the kidnapper telling the captor that they will no kill them or if they feed them on a regular basis.

The captor begins to feel grateful and think of them as a good person or even start to gain feelings for their kidnapper not wanting to be rescued.

When they are rescued they talk about their captor as good or even loving person.
Belle from 'Beauty and The Beast' is said to have Stockholm Syndrome.

person 1, "Look at that girl on the TV, she just got rescued from that awful man."
person 2, "Whats's she saying?"
person 1, "That he was a great person. But he kidnapped her!"
by Daisy Tomlinson January 14, 2017
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John Stockton

Opposite of a cock block. When you pass a potential hook-up-girl to your friend. AKA "make an assist".
Jonk: this chick wants me but you havn't gotten ass in a while. I'll give you a john stockton.
Labe: thanks brah
by The dungallies October 11, 2009
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Stockton Rush

To ignore safety measures or cut corners on a project even though the risk of a catastrophic or fatal outcome is high.
I wouldn’t buy that house, the builder Stockton Rushed the deck by using a nailgun instead of bolts. That thing will collapse and kill someone you mark my words.
by PixieDavison June 22, 2023
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Stockhold Syndrome

This occurs when you cant let go of a certain stock. Whether it soars to the moon or sinks to hell, a person with Stockhold Syndrome will never sell their shares.

Someone with Stockhold Syndrome could cut glass with their hands because they're made of diamonds.
Paperhanded Hedgefunds: lets sell all our shares, buy some shorts, and crash this stock's price! Maybe we'll crash the market too while we're at it!

Stockhold Syndrome sufferer: Huh.. I guess this stock is on sale now.. I better buy more and hold on to what I have.

Paperhanded Hedgefunds: Fuck! We need a bailout! We just lost billions to a bunch of apes with suffering from Stockhold Syndrome!

Stockhold Syndrome Sufferer: Wow, the stock price spiked!! Cool. I'm never selling.
by Dusty Knuckles March 26, 2021
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