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stockholm syndrome

(1) Psychological condition in which hostages grow attached to their captor. This can cause the hostages to not testify against him or her and even to try to prevent themselves from being rescued.
(2) Song by blink-182 about paranoia and the feeling that someone's always watching you or reading your mind.
(1) "See that hostage over there ripping the negotiator's head off? He probably suffers from Stockholm syndrome."
(2) "This is the first (thing I remember)
Now it's the last (thing left on my mind)
Afraid of the dark (do you hear me whisper?)
An empty heart (replaced with paranoia)
Where do we go? (Life's temporary)
After we're gone (like New Year's resolutions)
Why is this hard? (Do you recognize me?)
I know I'm wrong (but I can't help believing)"
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Stockholm Syndrome

Stockholm Syndrome: What it is SAID you have, when you feel compasion for your captors, and the people who are making their lives miserable and are perhaps trying to kill them, don't like it.
"that man must have Stockholm Syndrome, he's standing in the way of the human rights protestor, that I want to beat with my truncheon"
by barticusthe5th December 2, 2009
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stockholm syndrome

an emotional attachment to a captor (democrat candidate)formed by a hostage (american minority)as a result of continuous dependence.
"We're seeing what can only be called a perfect example of stockholm syndrome when poor people in ghettos keep backing democrats."
by billyraayn August 29, 2016
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Stockholm Slip-n-slide

A deviant sexual act. After sex, the man ejaculates on the woman's stomach, then urinates on her. After this, the man dives headfirst across the woman onto the newly slippery bed. Goggles are recommended for the unexperienced.
"Did you hear Adrian gave another girl a Stockholm Slip-n-Slide?"

"Yeah man, he told me she broke a rib and the entire bed had to be set on fire. What a champ."
by B.D.R.G. May 2, 2010
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@Stockholm_syndrome

A cult mother of minenwith a huge discord and the follower count of 12K
by OtterMerps February 25, 2021
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Stockholm turd

a log of fecal matter that has been held in so long due to a lack of access to a bathroom that when a bathroom does finally become available the turd is reluctant to exit and has to be forced out seemingly against its will.
After being uncomfortably stuck in traffic for over an hour, I got home and pushed out a huge stockholm turd.
by FidRock January 8, 2008
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Stockholm Syndrome

Stockholm Sydrome is best song ever. Many songs are named Stockholm Syndrome but this one is by Muse, the best band in the world. This song was given #1 on a list of the best guitar rifts ever, so yes it is awesome. If you havent heard it or Muse, for that matter, listen to it right now (do you know how to use a P2P file sharing system?).
Person 1: Have you heard Stockholm Syndrome by Muse off of their album Absolution?

Person 2: Yeah!! Whenever I hear Matt sing "I wish I could," I feel like I'm in heaven
by dwit August 3, 2006
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