Poop Staff

A stick or large pole reserved specifically to chop and mash giant turds that fail the usual two flush method.

Grab the poop staff; this one’s not going down without a fight.

by Napoledan February 5, 2019

Twitch Staff

A term usually used to describe a Simp or Incel because those words are now banned on twitch.

bruh u got all of these guys being twitch staff for u

by Billy Bob' December 20, 2020

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster

Someone who is unbelievably manly; an incredibly manly man.

"Dude, Ian just had sex with my mom while beating up your childhood hero!"

"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"

by The Breakaway October 14, 2009

staffulty

Stupid word used in yearbooks because some idiots are too lazy to write "Staff & Faculty".

John - "Let's celebrate staffulty appreciation week!"
Mark - "That's the dumbest word ever and if you say it again I will slap you."

by swaggernaut812 September 2, 2013

mineplex staff

A species of idiot that likes to ban people for no reason. Most are suck-ups and tryhards. They do nothing helpful except possibly making a game hacker-free if the hackers are morons who speed fly across the map to force-field everyone at the enemy's spawn.

Joe: I need a slow animal to study for science class. It needs to be lazy and stupid.
Bill: Just do a report on mineplex staff!

by FlyingTryhard March 17, 2017

Urban dictionary staff

The urban dictionary staff never accept good definitions. They are real legitimate definitions and their just rude and doesn't understand the definition. They don't know what a good definition is.

My heart was broken when I got an email saying they rejected my definition.

Flashlight men and swaggles are a real thing but the urban dictionary staff thinks otherwise.

by Flashlight man June 14, 2014

stafo

shut the fuck up (its sorta code, so n00bs dont get it, dig it??)

phag: hey, does anyone know how to make calls from your computer?

admin: download skype and stafo

by purple_drank September 26, 2006