steford

Of King qualities, born leader. Powerful and influential. A man of deep thoughts understands the very fabric of life , philosopher a trend setter. A ladies man, He loves hard like his life depends on it. He's a man after God's heart. A giver, kind at heart. He is never judgmental, very understanding, patient towards the one He loves, He loves profoundly and all He wants is to be loved back.

The young man exhibits steford qualities

by Steford December 4, 2017

Stamford

Unofficially the second most populous city in Connecticut (soon to be confirmed by census results). A great city that has driven economic growth and population expansion primarily through its focus on the finance and film industries. While commended nationally for its low crime rate, Stamford also serves as the unofficial PCP capital of Connecticut. The illicit substance's use has been prominent in low income areas of the city since the 1990's. However, in recent years the commonality of its use has rivaled that of marijuana. The issue has only recently come to light due to multiple high profile crimes committed by persons under the influence of this substance. These crimes included multiple intentional vehicular assaults targeting civilians and police officers as well as the shooting in the face of a police officer by an individual under the influence of PCP. In essence, the abuse of this substance has proliferated virtually unrecognized for nearly two decades and has only come to light recently due to high profile crimes involving the drug. Nonetheless, Stamford remains the safest large city in Connecticut despite the rampant PCP use that underlies its successes.

Tim: Dude, I wanna get fucked up tonight.

Scott: Awesome, lets get gram of coke and a bottle of liquor.

Tim: No... I wanna get so fucked up, I wake up tomorrow morning walking the streets naked covered in blood.

Scott: Ohhhh, I get it.... Then lets go to Stamford to buy a bag of wet then. I know a shit load of guys who sell it there. They all keep it in their freezers next to their frozen waffles.

by I am Rumple Foreskin December 20, 2010

smtfo

Swag Me The Fuck Out

SMTFO before you get punched in your fuckin' mouth

by Buff Anthony May 21, 2011

stafoo

STFU pronounced aloud

STFU means to shut the fuck up and is one of the better online acronyms


got something to say about this defintion then you can stafoo!

bob: STAFOO
lexi: STAFOO BITCH
bob: it doesn't work if we both do it =(
lexi: noone:*cares*

by theeclique February 23, 2004

Stefon

A smart, sweet, caring guy who loves deeply. Very attractive and is a little boyish. Usually with brown hair and blue eyes he is one of the most loving people around and dispite what people say of guys this one is truly different.

Stefon is the nicest kid in town.

by yahbuddy August 23, 2011

Stamford

Stamford is a beautiful city in connecticut, about 25 minutes from New York. Like every town or city it has its rich people, middle class, and poor. However, the most people here are generally well off. There are many nice parts of Stamford, and some bad parts further down. You can pretty much do anything, like shop, go to the movies, hike, and more. Guys and Girls seem to have a more prepped-out style and wear many different brands of clothing like Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, J. Crew, Abercrombie, Hollister, and more. The two main public high schools are Stamford High and Westhill. Both are good public schools and have made top lists. You will find many different types of people here from preppy to skaters.

ex. Stamford is a nice hard working city

by preppster. May 30, 2009

Stamford, CT

Stamford is overrated. Yeah, low crime and all, but there's no affordable housing for sale, traffic is horrendous, Metro-North fees keep going up, public school kids are stupid, downtown is a concrete jungle... I do love the beaches - you can sit down on the sand, close your eyes and listen to the Hondurans playing their Spanish music. Almost feels like you're in the Caribbean. Then take a swim, read a book and start the journey home, still smelling the salt air as you cruise down Shippan Avenue. Man, you was wrong. Stamford's the shit! You've got the mall, the library, the new Target and low crime! And diversity! And the library has a Starbucks. I'm sold.

Q: "So, where are you from?"
A: "I'm from Stamford."
Q: "So what's it like living in California?"
A: "No you fucknut. I said Stamford, not University of Beijing at Palo Alto."
Q: "I don't get it."

by Nutmegger April 1, 2005