Stationary Crunk

A word used to describe one who is physically unable to move around with some sort of ease, therefore causing the person to turn to alcohol, ultimately leading to a state of stationary crunkness.

Kenny: "Where's stationary crunk?"
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!

by mobile crunk February 23, 2009

stationary joe

when a guy simply just takes it in the butt without movement; opposite of a spinning jenny

Wow, he pulled a stationary joe last night.

by Stationary Joe October 18, 2011

Stationary

A band of three boys named Dominic, Dan, and Tom. Tom plays the drums and is 13 years old. Dan plays the guitar and is Tom's twin brother. Dominic plays the bass and has black hair. They all go to Aberaeron comprehensive school in South Wales. Their style is rock.

Hey, Stationary is going to jam tomorrow. We should go watch!

by KansasGinger309 September 23, 2009

stationery

Special paper used to write love letters/notes and stuff like that. It comes in different colors, could be scented, have picture backgrounds or borders.

Foten confused with stationary.

Girl A: I wanna write <insert name here> a love letter. Got any stationery?
Girl B: Oh yeah. Loads. I collect it actually!

by XXHolic October 24, 2010

skitionary

the term to describe the mass writing of new words to urban dictionary in one sitting until it starts to become really boring (however funny) and reminds you of when you were really ill.

After writing >10 new words ewan felt he was skitionary and decided to quit for the night, after realising it was only about 10-15 new words he felt like an amateur and hung his head in shame.

by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009

Stationary Jet Lag

A relatively mild form of jet lag that doesn’t happen after traveling somewhere, but after either night of daylight savings time when you’re body is readjusting to the hour lost or gained overnight.

I get fired from my job every spring because stationary jet lag causes me to oversleep and show up late the day after spring forward.

by Father Abraham II March 14, 2022

Stationary Fuel

Another name for Porn that you do not watch, you just look at it. (Pictures)

My Internet was down so i had to settle for Stationary Fuel.

by AM#1 March 27, 2010