slired

to be justifiably lazy. for example: sitting in a comfortabe chair, making the subject adverse to moving or any sort of action, even if they would enjoy the action.

john wanted to go to the park but didnt because he was slired from laying in bed all day

by wankasaurus rex February 21, 2005

siredchalamet

An amazing editor and a overall great person, we should all stan siredchalamet

have you seen that Timothee chalamet edit that siredchalamet made? you have it was amazing right.

by Floralolz December 10, 2021

Stirled

To feel tired and silly simultaneously.
Commonly found when someone feels tired but unwilling to sleep.

"It's 3 AM I'm feeling so stirled right now dude."

by twelvii February 21, 2023

Seagal Staredown

The act of attempting to instill fear into someones mind by sharply turning your head only and staring into their eyes with a sharp look, only to fail due to not being threatening or deadly in anyway. Usually attempted by fat, overweight people, or by a man by the name of Johnathan Diaz.

Reference to Steven Seagals film cover of "Today You Die"

"I bumped into someone earlier and he tried to give me the Seagal Staredown. Was I supposed to feel threatened?"

by crimsonchin27 April 17, 2011

SHIT STIRER

one who enjoys winding others up , by pissing them off and sitting back to watch the sparks fly as they kick seven shades of shite out of each other ,,,,like my boss catherine ,,,,,,lol

your nothing but a shit stirring we shite

by MEECH October 9, 2004

Stiked

When someone is Stoked and Siked at the same time.

a)-"Yo brah, hit up that kicker"

b)-"I dont know dude, Im stoked, but the landing is sikin me out!"

a)-"Its into powder, Pussy, hit it up!"

b)"Im stiked brah, lets hit it anyway!"

by Jack N. Mikoph May 2, 2008

Stirred Marteini

A cocktail that has been stirred in with a mans half erect penis.

I'd like a stirred marteini please and stir it well with your junk.

by Skuli December 9, 2017