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red swingline stapler

The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.
After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"
by brahm2 September 27, 2003
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Stillers

Pittsburgh Steelers- hence Stillers
How about em Stillers!
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Ben Stiller's beer

Ben Stiller's private homemade beer company, where the cap is made of earwax. The caps are made with caplicators
...and circle over to the cap applicators-
tape rewinding
--over to the "caplicators."
Caplicators retrieve the bottles and dip the caps in earwax
At this stage, they call it "Ben Stiller's beer."
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stifler

1. Noun, Person:

A famous character in the American Pie series of movies. Also, each of the American Pie Presents movies (Straight to DVD spinoffs) feature some member of the Stifler family.

Band Camp featured his brother, Matt, who we see briefly in the first American Pie movie when Steve steals his computer, to watch Nadia and Jim.

Both the Naked Mile and Beta House featured Erik Stifler, Steve Stifler's cousin.

2. Adjective. Used to describe someone who is sexually active, rude, crass, but loveable.
1. You've gotta love Stifler, he's just so awesome.

2. Man oh man douchebag, you're such a Stifler!
by SuckMyTestes535 January 9, 2008
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stapler

Code word used amongst theater people in the Dallas, Texas area to identify stalkers. Primarily used with regards to jaded ex-lovers, unwanted crushes, and other such undesirables who refuse to cease contact. However, the term is also lovingly used in jest from time to time. Term originated in early 2011 from an unfortunate iPhone auto-correct incident.
"I totally just got a text from my stapler!"
"My stapler has resorted to late night drunken phone calls."
"You were fantastic! I'm your number one stapler."
by jennriffic September 30, 2011
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Stapler

From the movie "Office Space". Milton's prized Swingline. He obsessed about it and the possibility that management may take it.
Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise
"Stapler..um my..my.. stapler."; As I was walking by Michelle's cube, she snapped and got all "stapler" on me.
by DA MAAAN! September 28, 2004
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red stapler

Similar to a rug that really ties the room together, the red swingline stapler is a coveted possession or ideological, which when taken, may cause arson.
"Red stapler"
-Milton
by Ignatius Strangelove December 10, 2007
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