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Albanian Steering Wheel

A circle of Dutch Rudders (the holding of a man's/boy's wrist as they grip their shaft, and performing the motion of masturbating). A minimum of 8 is required to create a mathmatically correct circular shape. Not to be mistaken for a Circle Jerk, an entirely different act that involves no wrist holding. Avoiding eye contact with anyone else in the Wheel ensures that what you are doing is not in any way homosexual, as there is nothing gay about holding someone's wrist is there?
Brian, Gareth, Soloman, Damian, Terry, Ross, Eggbert and Zachary were bored of pairing together for a Dutch Rudder, so they decided to come together, literally, forming an Albanian Steering Wheel.
by Gloria Specker April 22, 2010
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Steering the porcelain bus

Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.
Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.
by Richard Kopf November 29, 2007
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Crotch-sheltering

Used in some circles, mainly among stoners as The act of clumsily holding things between your thighs in close proximity to your crotch and trying not to drop them, while both you're hands are pre-occupied, usually with a bong and a lighter or a bag of Tostitos. This is fairly common when ones too high to understand that maybe the table next to them or even simply the floor is a more logical means of security for breakable items. When ones too stoned to remember that they're crotch-sheltering anything at all, or that they even put anything between their legs in the first place, this may result in something either crushing or dropping. That is how you break a bong. OR it can be used to call out someone either hogging the bong and not using it, or a bag of chips without eating it, while holding these things between their thighs.
Person 1: *finished bong hit* "person 2, I have the munchies, toss me the chips"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*

Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*

Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"
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Steering Wheel Statement

An example of ridiculous Corporate-Speak. It is a positioning statement used by whoever is in charge to guide the participants of a project towards the desired aim or business goal.

It is a classic example of using three words when one will suffice !
"What's our steering wheel statement for this project/mission/job <delete as appropriate>?"
by Pierre Themeat January 11, 2017
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Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.
That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.
by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020
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kennedy steering

Poor steering system that allows the vehicle to turn only in one direction (typically to the left) whilst in reverse. Effectively moving only "back and to the left". Commonly found in cheap remote control cars used as office toys.
Dude, have you seen the latest Firebox catalogue, it's got a kick ass remote control knight rider car, but it only has kennedy steering.
by Mark Moynihan November 8, 2007
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steering wheel holder

no driving, automatic transmission driving dumbass,fog lite useing,parking lot speeding ass
they couldn't drive a board up his ass, let alone a real truck, there just steering wheel holders
by mike01trkr February 22, 2012
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