STD

Abbr: sexually transmitted degree: An academic achievement gained through sexual favours

Not all pretty woman get STD's.

by Broken Lizzard May 14, 2006

STD

Acronym for "Stomach to Tit Differential"

A rating system by which the females breasts are judged by the relation to their own stomach.

*As made famous by Cicchelli "the Bull"*

I.E. Due to Pamela Andersons tiny waist, she has great STD.

on the complete opposite end of the spectrum, despite her wealth and use of the word "Va Jay Jay", Oprah Winfreys stomach makes her have bad STD

by HarryTwatter April 28, 2008

STD

sexual technique disappointment

After Jon have sex with Tom, they both got STD, because they found out they should have sex with the oppose sex.

by aznfromhk July 20, 2008

std

santa transmitted diseases

i wanted to give santa some milk and cookies but ended up with an std

by poopy pingu April 23, 2010

STD

Sexually Transmitted Disease, becoming increasingly known as a Sexually Transmitted Infection. Contracted through contact of BLOOD, EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF SALIVA, BREAST MILK, AND ANY OTHER BODILY FLUID. SKin to skin contact is not risky as long as there are no open sores present.

80% of women will have contracted the STD, HPV by the time they reach the age of 50.

by curls_1984 December 28, 2005

STD

Abbreviation for "standard"

I wanted a plain old blowjob, so I accepted when the prostitute said she'd give me an "STD blowjob". I don't feel so good...

by That Guy August 20, 2003

std

the most awesome person you will ever meet. orrrrr.....the coolest phrase ever!

"Shannon Tara Delany"
"Shop Till ya Drop"

by shea shea April 28, 2005