Staycation Dick

A dick that falls in between boyfriend dick and vacation dick. You can ride it every night, you just have to pack the lube.

She told Michael he was bigger than boyfriend dick, but not quite vacation dick—she could ride him nightly if there was lube provided, a nice Staycation dick.

by LeighCalli August 6, 2020

staycation bar

The most smackkkkking mushroom infused chocolate bar ever,it’s holographic,is better than when Tupac came back as his digital self , only consume a few pieces, if you face the whole bar find a couch immediately.

That staycation bar was bussin, ya feel me, that ZAZA ain’t no joke these bars got me chasing spirit animals thru time square.....yeeerrrrrrrd!

by Paper monster March 29, 2021

staycation arrangement

A temporary furniture arrangement, especially in a less efficient though more fresh and novel fashion, whose arrangers fully intend on rearranging back to the original format after short-term display.

Derives from the fact that such a furniture setup is fun to visit, but is not ideal to live with for long; being in the home, it is properly coined the "staycation" arrangement.

Our couch is in the middle of the room diagonally because it's in our staycation arrangement.

by HefeBoss October 4, 2016

Relation Staycation

When you are so pissed at your significant other that you do everything you can to ignore them for a week or longer, but you are too damn lazy to leave or move out. (It's like a twenty four hour ice, but longer.)

After working all damn day and doing the dishes after dinner, my lazy-ass old woman bitched at me for not cleaning the fucking spoon rest. So I took a week long relation staycation. I fucking hate moving.

by CXR February 16, 2015

permanent staycation

1. unemployment.
2. retirement

Man 1: What's up? Ain't seen you around the plant much lately.
Man 2: And you won't either. I've undergone a lifestyle upgrade. My dial set to chill and froze in that position. I'm ridin' the stationary wave of a permanent staycation.
Man 2's wife (under her breath): Uh huh. Only wave that fool's likely to ride is when I wave his lazy, unemployed ass goodbye.

by Pbaddy October 13, 2009

The Great Staycation

The time beginning mid-March 2020, when people stayed home in an act of global solidarity against COVID-19. An initially high-anxiety, high-stress period worldwide, people finally emerged healthier, better organized, and more confident and self-reliant than prior.

Thanks to The Great Staycation, potential homeowners now ask themselves "can I really imagine being stuck in this house for 14+ days?"

by Patient48 March 22, 2020

Stationary starvation

A restaurant where no one gets fed and the employee turnover is higher than anywhere else. Instead of A Moveable Feast Natural Cafe' and health store.

Stationary starvation is the worst restaurant I have ever been to. Service is so bad.

by PWS27 April 8, 2017