Statistic'd

When a person offers up statics during a casual conversation to prove his or her point. However, the stats are not a product of research , but instead a product of here-say. This can be highly annoying because it is difficult to argue with made up stats, considering the vast modes of gathering and processing data related to a phenomenon.

Friend 1: I think I want to go to Law school.

Friend 2: I wouldn't do that dude, 56% of people who have law degrees work in another profession.

Friend: Damn, I better not then . . . (while thinking, "this dude has some made up number to attach to everything" I hate when I get statistic'd by this dude)

Ordering in a restaurant . . .

Girl: I'll have the Rib eye, rare . . .

Guy: I wouldn't do that, this place uses inorganic beef and each time you order beef here, you are destroying 2.5 acres of farm land.

Girl: I prefer not to get statistic'd when I'm ordering

by 180lbmastiff March 13, 2010

Stanislaw

Polish for "above the law". Generally considered a bad ass, those born with this name tend to be overly sarcasic and hate charity. They tend to die at a relatively early age due to their addiction to fast cars and women.

That guy is a real Stanislaw.

by Adam Wolf November 25, 2007

statistics

the bastard child of math and psychology.

I hate statistics.

by bradley90 December 19, 2011

Statist

Modern day supporter of political slavery; A secular State-Worshiper; Member of the cult of the State; An irrational, immoral, collectivist parasite which leeches off the productive private sector at the point of a gun, while attempting to justify such behavior through invalid, unethical, altruistic arguments. Uses statist law (oppressive edicts backed by criminal violence) to intimidate and run the neo-slave racket. Typically found in government, politics, bureaucracy, police, military and law; aka Supporter of such; Governmentalist; Nationalist; A degenerate sub-human who makes your life a living hell; An accident just waiting to happen...

A statist is just about anyone who's not an anarcho-capitalist

by ANCAPS October 19, 2008

Statist

Someone who believes in the practice or doctrine of giving a centralized government control over economic planning and policy.

A statist believes in extremely heavy government intervention in personal matters and moderate to high government intervention in economic matters. They generally believe in a centralized state with a social safety net and strong laws restricting personal liberty.

by adamythos October 9, 2010

stanish

1. One defined by strength of character.

or

2. One defined by stubbornness or difficultly.

n. - Standing up to him was a very stanish move.

adj. - That was a stanish thing to do.

adv. - She yelled at you stanishly.

by ANTkiller December 18, 2008

statisticock

Coming from the latin status cokkus. Meaning mathematician's PHAT DONGG

e.g: Yo I sucked my professor's statisticock last night, that shit was massive

by CunTpoRN1234567890 October 15, 2019