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Stanley Steamer 

The fine art of defecating on your loved ones chest, bonus points for creative designs (No pictures required). Once finished you steam clean your lover with a nice golden shower. Congratulations you have performed a successful Stanley steamer, please don’t reproduce.
Matt got three Stanley steamers on the weekend, he’s in heaven.
Stanley Steamer by Medi1 October 23, 2020

Stanley Steamer 

When a guy is banging a bitch in the asshole in a sauna. just before he nuts his goo in her he pulls out, thus leaving a gaping hole, and he then stuffs a hot rock in the cavity of poo. Quickly, while she is screaming, he then grabs the pre-placed handy 1 gallon bucket of boiling water and dumps it down her throat, not spilling a drop. At the same time he proceeds to pee on the rock surface exposed through the asshole. The bitch will have steam coming out of her ass and boiling water steam coming out of her mouth.
"Dude, she got the stanley steamer. Her shit will never be the same..."

"The last time I stanley steamed my wife, she didn't even see it coming."
Stanley Steamer by P-dub and Bald August 20, 2008

Stanley Steamer 

Poop on the rug, crap in the lap.
She was tired of the usual Cleveland Steamers so she had me give her a Stanley Steamer.
Stanley Steamer by Hot C@rl November 9, 2006

stanley steamer 

when you see an older woman with a real tight body, meaning she is real old as is the stanley steamer
Wow check out that Stanley Steamer walking over there
stanley steamer by Joe Broney January 11, 2009

Stanley Steamer 

When you take a dump in a girl's mouth and proceed to mouth fuck her.
I was having sex with Betty, when it dawned on me that a Stanley Steamer would top off the experience.
Stanley Steamer by Steve Hancock December 14, 2008

Stanley Steamer 

When a person gives a male a reach around and that said male farts in their face.
Male: Would you like to give me a Stanley Steamer?
Female: Sure?
Stanley Steamer by Nebakanezr July 25, 2017