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stankle crankle

When some ho fucks another bitch and all dat pussy juice flows out mixed with blood and they put that mixture in beer and jizz in it and spray fart in it and drink it.

Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.

Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.

Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.

Thats a stankle crankle.
by Dooder McTooder November 18, 2004
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Stankle pumpkin

A "stankle pumpkin" is a wife or girlfriend that really, really smells foul. The odor usually originates in the morning and during coitus.
(Note: stank lines may be seen rising from said stankle pumpkin's body, as if she were a cartoon)
John: I woke up this morning after having sex with my girlfriend.
Bob: And?
John: She stunk! I mean, she wanted me to go down on that and I was like, "Nah baby, I don't go down on stankle pumpkin's."
by shockerdoctor777 August 9, 2012
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Stankle Taint

A gooch, grundle, or taint that is in dire need of a scrub down or a good soaping.
I did 94 squat thrusts in a row and i got the worst stankle taint!
by Hood Rat 716 December 6, 2010
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slimy stankhole

A vagina that is insevere need of cleansing due to simple lack of hygiene or from overuse
Wow, how could you stick it in THAT bitches nasty slimy stankhole?!?
by choff December 13, 2003
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stankhole

an unclean vagina, often omitting unpleasant odors.
Damn beeotch! You need ta take dat stankhole to da carwash!
by Steve January 6, 2003
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swankhole

a bar where eurotrash hangs out.
Nectar is a fucking swankhole, i always leave smelling of perfume and cloves.
by johnnie lee higgins February 12, 2009
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Stanklet

When someone’s odour is so strong and pungent it lingers and smothers the room like a wet blanket. A word used to describe a terrible rotten smell coming from a human.
My immigrant roommate has introduced his stanklet smell into the house.
by EliminateStinkyPeople August 24, 2023
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