statiology

the art and science of operating a TV remote control station changer. With their eye-hand coordination, males have a natural tendency toward statiology; with their tendency toward emotion rather than rationality, females tend to object to statiology. Statiology calls out the very best of station changing. Many viewers are unable to recognize excellence in statiology until they have had extensive training. The best source of statiology training is the AS400 Institute, which focuses on making one "One With the TV."

After living with Deekie for a semester, she had the equivalent of a PhD in statiology. In today's world, your can write your own ticket if you are an expert in statiology.

by Cincinnatus27 November 21, 2009

spAmPOLOGY

A cascade of apologetic messages, sent with good intention, that end up looking quite spammy.

When a person adds a comment to another person's blog post and makes a mistake. As their only channel of communication is by writing comments, they then try and write another message to correct that mistake.

But, then, make a further mistake in the second comment. So, they write another one to apologise and so on.

The plethora of comments end up looking a bit spammy.

Also applies to social network 'walls'.

-Blog Comments-

--by: Jim--
time : 3 minutes ago:

Thanks for the article i am not a fan of your work.

--by: Jim--
time : 2 minutes ago:

Oops... meant to say i AM a fan of your work.

I'm not Sorry for the previous comment

--by: Jim--
time : 1 minutes ago:

oh dear .. meant to say I AM sally for the previous comment

--by: Jim--
time : 2 seconds ago

fair enough. delete me now. what a total load of spAmPOLOGIES

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by Anon345 November 9, 2009

tampology

the study of tampons, usually studied by women and children from birth to age 30. There is also a university called the university of tampology located on jupiter.

I went to the university of tampology.

by clearasday April 22, 2015

simpology

An amazing Irish streamer, GO WATCH HIM!

Oh no i just missed simpology's stream my life is ruined

by DrPiggy December 14, 2016

Simpology

The general act of one displaying simp like actions or thoughts, can also be the study of simps.

He’s showing major simpology.

by SticcLord May 29, 2020

Sadpology

A sad apology

"I hate my dad"
"Can't relate, don't have one"
"Oh, my sincerest sadpology"
"Thanks, and dadpologies to you"

by m i t t e n s July 4, 2020

simpology

the most self centered person you will ever meet. they also can’t write, despite everyone thinking they can

sgc: stella simpology our beloved! more than half of us cant write, so we bow down to the worst writer on wattpad!

by gorgeous_gregory July 30, 2021