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bingo stamper

When a male has some cum dribble on the tip of his penis, he smacks it on the forehead of his female (or male) companion and yells "BINGO!!!"
She sure was pissed off when I gave here a bingo stamper when her mom was visting.
by Spewie Lewis June 20, 2003
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Hooker Stampede

When going to a dark and shifty area to pick up a whore, you're car is bombarded with a group of frenzied prostitutes from all around the area that are all competing (Most likely violently) to get your attention by jumping on the hood of your car or flashing you etc. in the hopes that you will pick them so they can make a quick buck.
I was driving over here and when i stopped at the red light on the corner of 5th street my car got like 6 dents from a hooker stampede.
by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009
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stampered

A term used to describe when a CFL (Canadian Football League) team chokes for the second year in a row during the Championship game
The Calgary Stampeders stampered for the second year in a row
by CFL Football Fan December 7, 2017
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The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822

In the years prior to 1822, squirrels were really busy fornicating and doing experimental drugs. This was a time that can roughly be equated to the 60's in America. Well-fare was none existent in that time and the squirrels had so many bastard babies that they couldn't feed them all. The squirrels, after realizing their mistake, took to the streets and overwhelmed the cities. People were mauled and clawed to death to sate the needs of the squirrel population. Upon receiving the news, the U.N. convened, formed a plan and developed an experimental new weapon. Taking back key areas and using the newly developed Shotgun, humans were able to turn the tide and restore the squirrel population to defeatable numbers. A treaty was signed in the year 1823, but the effects of The Great Squirrel Stampede are still felt today.
"Dad, is it true that some men had their nuts gnawed off during The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822?"

"Get the shotgun, Jimmy! Those squirrely fucks are stampeding again! I hope it's not a repeat of The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822."
by ChodeRash January 14, 2015
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Stammered

A mix of the words stoned and hammered. Refers to possibly the best state of being at any type of party setting, with common symptoms being elevated consciousness and the desire to make a complete fool of yourself, all in the name of a good time.
Damn, at the 4th of July party last night I had 6 shots of Jager and followed it with 3 tightly packed bowls of dank weed. Then, I proceeded to shotgun somewhere between 6 and 10 beers and went back outside to finish off the supply of bud. I concluded the night with a cocktail of vodka and coke, with a 2:1 ratio, respectively. Good lord, I was fucking stammered.
by Clayterman August 27, 2008
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camel stamper

more commonly known as camel's toe. This is when your father can't remember the phrase camel's toe and therefore calls it whatever he wants.
You should see the camel stamper on that bitch in the tight jeans.
by Crazy Doc J August 17, 2006
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Vash The Stampede

Donut-eating crybaby pacifist from Trigun.... gotta love him!
I just want to hug him and squeeze and kiss him and snuggle him.... ack, Shawn getta hold of yourself!
by Shawn B. August 17, 2003
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