Male actor who once portrayed Uncle Jesse in full house. Got his start by starring in such Gay Porn films as CliffBanger and Back Door Gardeners III. Was also caught in connection with Rob Lowe's seduction of two under aged males.
"*Farts*....Mhmmmm....."
"Unlce Jesse?"
"(Breathes deep and reaches pervertedly for the little Olsen girl)"
"(Olsen girl screams)"
"YOU'RE GAY JOHN STAMOS!"
"Unlce Jesse?"
"(Breathes deep and reaches pervertedly for the little Olsen girl)"
"(Olsen girl screams)"
"YOU'RE GAY JOHN STAMOS!"
by AssMan99 August 19, 2006
I'm pretty sure back in 1992 John stamos banged the olson twins and when he came on there faces he said "have mercy"
by Hou Saou March 05, 2014
by 60 cents a day child June 15, 2016
by theproudllama July 30, 2009
a synonym for the the word fuck, but only in situations where fuck is an exclamation.
it may be used as an adjective, but not as a word ending in -ing.
it may be used as an adjective, but not as a word ending in -ing.
"ahhh damnit god john stamos i just got my mom pregnant"
"really man, that's sick."
"yeah i know john stamos made me do it"
"oh john stamos john stamos john stamos i think i got my mom pregnant too this is crazy."
"ahhhh john stamos dude! oh no just wait, it's cool, our moms are hot"
"yes it is fine then"
"really man, that's sick."
"yeah i know john stamos made me do it"
"oh john stamos john stamos john stamos i think i got my mom pregnant too this is crazy."
"ahhhh john stamos dude! oh no just wait, it's cool, our moms are hot"
"yes it is fine then"
by jarchrist December 11, 2007
A glory hole that features a man on the other side of the hole yelling
'Have mercy!" while you have mystery sex.
'Have mercy!" while you have mystery sex.
by christbanger69 January 04, 2015
Your girl most likely told you something like what your mother told you as a kid, if you don't look like John Stamos, you're not going to amount to anything.
Elvis didn't become Elvis because of his outstanding songwriting abilities. He looked like John Stamos, and one thing John Stamos never heard from his mother was that he wasn't going to amount to anything or that he was a fucking loser.
by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021