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stagette

Hen party/Bachelorette Party/Ladies' Night Out

This Canadian version, the Stagette, differs from the American Bachelorette party in three main ways:

1) It's Canadian
2) It typically involves costumes designed to "expose" the bride in such a way that her and her stagetters cannot go unnoticed
3) Humiliation and/or at least embarrassment are key goals when costuming your Bride. What the correct costume will be depends a lot on what will make your bride squirm.
"She is going down at her stagette. Those pictures of me practicing "slap shots" with the local hockey team showed up in the paper."

"Her stagette was the best! I'd never seen someone get arrested for public nudity before!"

Your friend the prude and refuses to wax her hoo-ha so you dress her up as a giant beaver, with real fur cape and leather slapping tale, get her corked, and take her for a walk down main street where she must, treasure hunt style, describe to individuals (who meet the criteria) what makes the beaver special.

Your friend is basically a huge whore so you make her wildest dreams come true and dress her in lingerie for fancy dinner then choreographed (performed by her) strip tease which you kindly record on your cell phone at the local peelers.
by IvyLeagueCanuck January 19, 2011
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Starlette

An amazing person that when she needs to stands up for herself. Starlette is really weird but is an all around good person.
Starlette just beat the crap out of her ex, dang bro she messed her up
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stickette

To make your own stickette: Take a piece of wood, like a small sprig off a tree, paint a face with eyelashes and possibly hair, skirt is an option as well.
by nerdettte April 27, 2009
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Salette

Salette is a hot girl she may come as a fuckgirl but she's a great loving beautiful girl who's crazy amazing! She's the girl you'll chase But will never catch😂 Unless you're a rat like nathan😂
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stalkerette

obsessively jealous stalking chick who won't stay in the garbage after you've squeezed all the juice you want out of her
Unfortuantely I got bored with her but having laid the pipe too well, now was saddled with a stalkerette
by joshster August 12, 2007
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stalkertunity

I had a stalkertunity to go on the carousel today.
by Jilzi December 1, 2005
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Stalkee

OMFG Micah told me I AM the stalkee :(
by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005
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