The act of masturbation while putting your arm under your leg. normally in a leg up or "captian morgan" position. It increases pleasure to the maximum extreme.
"Dude, your mom loves it when i stalefish on her face"
"oh man, i stalefished as soon as i got home"
"oh man, i stalefished as soon as i got home"
by stalefisher 212 January 13, 2009
Get the stalefish mug.The act of laying/falling asleep face down motionless on a bed with your arms and legs spread apart, making a Starfish shape. Usually in ones clothes.
This happens when one is extremely tired.
This happens when one is extremely tired.
Friend 1: Why's he still asleep?
Friend 2: Well, we came back so late yesterday that I caught him "Starfishing" his bed this morning.. Fully clothed!
Friend 2: Well, we came back so late yesterday that I caught him "Starfishing" his bed this morning.. Fully clothed!
by Yarz August 22, 2012
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Giving out all signs that one is willing to be fucked. Putting it all out there. Making it easy. Laid out and spread open. When done properly, the body will resemble that of a starfish.
by Patrick Starfishing February 29, 2012
Get the starfishing mug.When you and your partner both drop your pants, bend over, and make your butt holes touch gently. Like two chocolate starfish kissing.
by Princessconsuelabananahammock4 December 2, 2019
Get the Starfishing mug.Hammered drunk, laying face down, arms stretched out flat and up, legs down and out forming the shape of a 'starfish'... This can't be done on request; It is only done unwillingly in a drunken stupor.
by Phil the Thrill 1 June 22, 2012
Get the Starfishing mug.When a girl is physically involved with five different men at the same time: one in her ass, one in her vagina, one gets a bj, and the remaining two get jerked-off.
"Mel is such a whore!"
"Why man? What happened?"
"It was kinda sketchy but she gave me head while fucking Evan and Alexander and she was jerking-off Tyler and Schuyler at the same time! She was totally starfishing us."
"Wow man, that sounds incredible."
"Ya she was wicked talented!"
"Why man? What happened?"
"It was kinda sketchy but she gave me head while fucking Evan and Alexander and she was jerking-off Tyler and Schuyler at the same time! She was totally starfishing us."
"Wow man, that sounds incredible."
"Ya she was wicked talented!"
by El BeeF & MellyCray February 1, 2013
Get the Starfishing mug.The act of floating in a body of water with all limbs out stretched in the shape of a star fish, while furiously jacking off.
by Reap3r21 June 16, 2018
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