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red stapler

Similar to a rug that really ties the room together, the red swingline stapler is a coveted possession or ideological, which when taken, may cause arson.
"Red stapler"
-Milton
by Ignatius Strangelove December 10, 2007
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Side Staller

A side staller is by definition:

side·staller ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sid*stllr)
adjective / noun / verb

A side staller is a person that enters a public bathroom and enters the stall directly next to another individual. Side stallers are usually the lowest class, filthy people in a corporate environment. Habitual side stallers are frequently targets of bathroom beatings and practical jokes.

Also can be used as a verb, as in "I got sidestalled."
"No, a sidestaller?" adjective.
"I hate that side staller, I'm going to give him a beating when he is not looking."
by Jake Cassidy May 23, 2006
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stapler

When having sex you put the girls legs above your head and stick your dick into her mouth and start humping
He started to stapler her
by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020
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Stapler nazi

Someone who takes too long with a stapler
Mike you damn stapler nazi! hurry the fuck up!
by Nick February 4, 2005
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staller

A person who will attempt to make you repeat what you just said to give them a little more time to think of something to smart to say and/or make you look dumb for repeating yourself.

Usually using the guise that they didn't hear or understand you, this is becoming extremely common.

Hard to defend against, but sometimes just waiting a minute or calling their bluff may win the day.
Social Example-
you: "hey dude what happened to that cute girl you were gonna ask out"
staller: "what?"
you: "i said where's that cute girl that you were.."
staller: "o that GIRL, she died"
you: "fuck off you heard me the first time"

Work Example-
you: "hey would it be okay if I went and finished that job?"
staller: "what did you say?"
you: "you heard me"
staller: "yeah, no that would be a good idea"
by OpiatedONE February 1, 2010
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Statler and Waldorf

1) two of Jim Henson's muppets. They are cranky, cantankerous old men who go out of their way to make everyone near them miserable.

2) two people who resemble the characters Statler and Waldorf in their behavior.

3) two people who pester, harass, and nettle the people around them because they have literally nothing better to do.
"Wow, do Skimmel and Sean ever shut up? They're just as obnoxious as Statler and Waldorf!"

"Don't feel bad hon, Draknar and Shalok always act like that. They're Statler and Waldorf."
by ihatemuppets83 October 27, 2010
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Stabler

An act of practicing Ninjutsu, and destroying all in your path along the way. A strong person who uses this word as a rank, or symbol of power. A quest for power, unknown to many. A Stabler would specialize in Weapons, such as Black Eggs or Hook Swords. Known in Germany for cruel acts of torment and torture to receive information. This attacker normally is Female, but can assume the male role to reach what she wants. It may also be a Male, but it is more uncommon, seeing as the flexibility of a Stabler.
"Whoa. dude, was that a Stabler?"
"I dunno, i can at me too fast. I couldn't see a thing!"
"That was a ninja dude!"
"Yeah, it might have been a Stabler! I'm lucky i still have all my fingers!"
by ThaWizardOfOz December 27, 2009
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