THE MOST BORING PLACE IN THE WORLD (BASICALLY A PLACE FOR HILLBILLIES NEXT TO THERE HOMELAND FREDRICKSBURG
by SKATERDUDE123 March 3, 2011
Get the Stafford Countymug. Kid that stays in Stafford county VA after graduating high school instead of going to college. They hangout with the kids in school to make themselves feel like they aren’t a complete failure. Male allstars try to hook up with the high school girls. Definitely smokes pac. Might have a minimum wage job but probably not. Female allstars commonly marry their high school boyfriend shortly after graduation. Will probably live in aquia harbor the rest of their lives.
S- “Jacob asked us to hangout tonight”
T- “he graduated 2 years ago and were in 11th grade, a total stafford allstar”
T- “he graduated 2 years ago and were in 11th grade, a total stafford allstar”
by TropSmooth October 30, 2018
Get the stafford allstarmug. by Aesthetic bedroom August 30, 2021
Get the maison staffordmug. Also known as "the place where Fredericksburg's waste flows". Crazy kids think that they own shit when they are tryin to rock trashy brands like Abercrombie. Try on a Ralph Polo and then we will talk to you. Most Stafford teen residents try to crash Fredericskburg events because there's nothing in Stafford except for farms, poorly crafted shantys, and the local Wawa gas station/"night club". Quit kidding yourself.
At the Burg's annual XMas parade:
"HEYYYY i'm from stafford county and im soooo rich look at my abercrombie and my slutty ass girlfriend!!"
Fredericksburg residents: "shouldn't you be at the local Wawa meeting up with your fellow peasents?"
"HEYYYY i'm from stafford county and im soooo rich look at my abercrombie and my slutty ass girlfriend!!"
Fredericksburg residents: "shouldn't you be at the local Wawa meeting up with your fellow peasents?"
by FBURG ACADEMY!!! September 3, 2006
Get the Stafford Countymug. the O.C. of virginia. if u own anything less than a Corvette, you will be snubbed and ignored. if u r a girl and dont have at least ONE piece of designer clothes/shoes/purses/etc then you will be considered a "loser" if u r a guy and dont wear the regular Abercrombie/PacSun/Hollister or any other kind of skate/surf clothes you will be considered a "loser" those who are well off when it comes to money, you'll like stafford.
by *!*~LaUrEn~*!* June 7, 2005
Get the Stafford Countymug. supreme overlord of the ginger race and executioner of embaracing gingers (carrot top)
nicknames: the one with a soul, dat pif, red, fire, big red, clifford, red dread redemtion, johny blaze/human torch
nicknames: the one with a soul, dat pif, red, fire, big red, clifford, red dread redemtion, johny blaze/human torch
did ya see shuan white win the olympics again he must really make you gingers feel proud...
ginger: na im more of a jonathan stafford fan... he gives me a reason to live
ginger: na im more of a jonathan stafford fan... he gives me a reason to live
by sfjvk;dfbv;kfv June 19, 2011
Get the Jonathan Staffordmug. by I am not Jesus June 12, 2013
Get the Stafford Connecticutmug.