Stalinity

A non-scientific measure of the level of staleness of a food item. Usually used when referring to stale candies such as sour keys and wine gums.

The test is comprised of wiggling (or squeezing if it is too small to be effectively wiggled) the item between the thumb and the forefinger and observing its stiffness relative to it's stiffness in its fresh state. The greater the deviation in this comparison, the greater it's degree of stalinity.

These candies are always best stale. Leave the bag of them open for the night and check their stalinity in the morning. If they are good and stale we will eat them then!

by Jerkson October 1, 2010

Saobility

Chinglish, means people who are thirsty for sexing with the opposite sex.

Fanfan is born with strong saobility.

by sbfanfan August 4, 2010

Stabittyduop!

/Stab'idē,do͞o'äp/

verb

- To stab someone with a random object that is not at all sharp.

1. (by itself) "Stabittyduop!"
2. (aftermath) "Man that guy just stabittyduopped me in the chest with a shoe..."

by PoopooFaceToilet April 3, 2015

Stabability

Uncommon misconception of the word "stability" - the state of being stable

Also defined as the ability to stab.

Mark - My wife is questioning my stability!
John - She better not question your stabability!

by TheFuckHole24 March 9, 2018

stabbity death

The greatest one liner in 8-bit theater (that is used more than once) said by Black Mage (who is crazy awesome) whenever Fighter does something stupid (a lot) and angers Black Mage.

Fighter: *stupid quote*
Black Mage: Stabbity death!! *brandishes sword*

by The Kez May 15, 2005

Skibility

Something that requires both a skill and the ability to do so.

A man with no cooking experience what so ever, as well as no spatula has no skibility to cook a delicious turkey and cheese omelette.

by Drew Watros November 6, 2007

SAGability

the potential for one's face/body to sag with age - no matter how trim and fit one might be

I know Monique is in great shape, but even though she doesn't have an ounce of fat, SAGability is inevitable thanks to gravity. Cosmetic surgery can't fix everything!

by big red slim January 8, 2009