urban squirreling

the act in which a person goes through a drive through with the car in reverse so that the passenger side of the vehicle must order and receive the food

You might receive really odd looks, or in some cases, the fast food worker won't notice the difference. The key to urban squirreling is to keep a straight face.

by tazmonkey33 September 11, 2011

Squirting Dildo

A dildo that has an ability to squirt liquid out thereby appearing more realistic. Squirting Dildo can be used in a variety of ways by straight or gay couples.

Monica used a squirting dildo to ejaculate all over her girlfriend.

by partel August 28, 2013

squirtiling

The act of lighting a males public hair (pubica genitalia) on fire, and then using a woman's pussy juice (or squirt) to put out the flames.
Related to charizarding

Me and Megan were getting frisky at the party, and when she started squirtiling me I knew it was a night I wouldn't forget!

by Pokemon Lover 22 October 18, 2015

squirting virgin

A Virgin, usually black girl, who is a squirter and only learns about it when she loses here virginity

Man 1: Dude Brooklyn is a squirting Virgin!
Man 2: You mean Adams?
Man 1: Yeah the public health chick! She was a Virgin so I fingered her to warm her up and she squirted all over the couch!
Man 2: That must have been a learning experience lol

by Sam Mill December 31, 2021

Squirting Turtle

The spread legged shuffle a girl does after sex on the way to the toilet after not using protection, desperately trying to hold in any semen before making it to the shower/toilet.

Oh my god, my boyfriend has it so easy after we've had sex. I totally have to do the squirting turtle to the bathroom while he just lays there.

by Sexasauras September 29, 2012

Squirtling

The name derives from the popular Pokemon, Squirtle. The act of squirtling entails squirting either warm or cool water with your mouth onto your partner's genitalia for sexual gratification.

Nerd 1: Hey man, I tried Squirtling last night with my girlfriend. She loved it!
Nerd 2: No way, I asked if we could try Charizarding and my girlfriend went to bed without giving me any action. I'll try to ask for Squirtling next time!

by annarky June 21, 2015

squirting jam into a donut

ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)

Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.

by Jake March 23, 2004