Dick-slurping run

A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.

Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run

Guy B: Hey can I come along too?

Guy A: No it's a one seater

by G-man-to-the-max December 19, 2014

Slurpee Sipper

A person who sits by while another person tries to accomplish something.

President Obama made the reference when talking about Republicans. Said Obama: "We're down there. It's hot. We were sweating. Bugs everywhere. We're down there pushing, pushing, pushing on the car. Every once in a while we'd look up and see the Republicans standing there. They're just standing there fanning themselves -- sipping on a Slurpee."

Newt Gingrich: We need to cut taxes, reduce budget deficit, protect the Constitution, blah, blah, blah....

President Obama: Quit being a slurpee sipper and help us out here!

by RedBeard53 October 21, 2010

Slurpee Run

When a person craves the taste of the delicious, iced treat so badly, at any random hour of the day or night that they do the very bare minimum as far as looking presentable in public is concerned to run into the nearest 7-11 and splurge on more-than-likely, the largest sized Slurpee it has to offer.

There is such little effort put into looking presentable, in fact, that whatever minor adjustments that the subject has altered about their comfortable, private attire or the very lack there of in order to preserve a “civilized” humanistic appearance usually has the opposite effect.

Leslie hadn’t left the house in several days and was suddenly struck with the itch to go on a Slurpee run, while also figuring she could kill two birds with one stone and fit in a couple seconds of fresh air and sunlight, while in sweet, sweet pursuit.

by UniQueLyEviL September 23, 2008

Slurpindickular

When a girl is on a couch and contorts her body in order give a guy a blowjob while he his laying flat on the couch in a straight line.

Buster was laying straight on the couch with his feet on the table. Sofia was in no position to give him a hummer at her current angle. She had to match his Penile straight line by getting Slurpindickular.

by will bitten October 4, 2018

slurpin the doodi p

the act of having a soon to be ex girlfriend,who you found out cheated on you,give you a blow job after you have had anal sex with another women.cleaning your penis off after the analsex is not allowed.telling the ex priceless.

Bitch wants to cheat on me ,well she soon will be slurpin the doodi p.

by joe zee April 26, 2007

Slutty Slurpee

A sexual act where one takes a drinking straw and lubricates it by inserting it into the aroused vaginal canal. That person then takes the straw and inserts it into the rectum and they begin to consume the fecal matter within the rectum with sed straw.

Pizza guy: Hey gurl, want some chocolate with that pizza?

Slut: I'll slurp that shit up. (Quite literally in this case)

Pizza Guy: Slutty slurpees up in this bitch!

by The Troll of Polska January 15, 2013

SpurpShots

SpurpShots is an romanian audio maker since 2017, in fact hes really tall for his age and i dont know if he gon see this but all his e girl wanna fuck him.SpurpShots being lucky with getting termed on 7 accounts for hos audios but luckly,he used vpn.He got ip banned in(USA,Germany,Mexic,Russia,Finland,Sweden and Greece).
SpurpShots quitted in 2018 and came back in 2019 bc hes audios got leaked+personal reasons.
SpurpShots is indeed a good audio maker.
His account is named CRS3590.

SpurpShots being an overrated lego audio creator

by Vericul,43 April 6, 2022