Snurch

snake church

take me to snurch

by dankest meme April 21, 2015

spudchops

See johneddowes,

A man with what seems to be a potato for a head. An actual potato. Can you imagine that?

What kind of fat geeky virgin could ever have such a thing?

"Fuck off spudchops, you fat virgin cunt."

by johneddowesmum October 4, 2004

sperch

a very, very short speech such as given at an awards show.

His acceptance was so brief, it was more of a sperch than an actual speech.

by bearlson February 8, 2009

Surcharge

Occurs when a man is engaging in sexual intercourse with more than one female partner simultaneously. During intercourse, anal penetration may take place. After the male genitalia has fully penetrated the female's anal cavity, the woman will place the penis back into her mouth  This is commonly referred to as "Ass to Mouth" (ATM). A "surcharge" occurs if the woman placing the post-anal activity penis in her mouth is a partner other than the original recipient of anal sex.  The name originates in the common practice of financial institutions charging an additional fee or "surcharge" for making a withdrawal from a third-party ATM.

Your mom, who you known quite the ATM machine, doesn't mind the surcharge with my friend, Nikki. What fun she is.

by Craig from Philly July 8, 2010

Sturch

Essex based slut or whore

She's a bit of a Sturch

by Leaven November 22, 2004

snurch

To steal or swipe an available item. Usually used in a joking manner.

That is so cool! I'm snurching it, if you don't mind.

by Snerkist February 22, 2005

Spurchase

Spur of the moment purchase - an impulse buy often without thought or planning.

A 'spurchase' may lead to buyers remorse, and depending on what you spurchased, it may lead to ridicule, embarrassment and a trip back to the store for a refund.

Dude, I just spurchased a new camera!

by makrin April 4, 2010