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Sprite Cranberry

Sprite Cranberry is the Alpha drink in the consumer of beverages. Sprite Cranberry will destroy your digestive system. It's so fucking good.
"DUDE I'M GONNA FUCKING sprite cranberry YOUR ASS CHEEKS!"
by The Great King DeDeDe December 5, 2018
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Sproftacchel

The picture boards with holes you put your face in. Also known as stand in boards or photo cut out boards.

Often seen at tourist attractions, in historic towns, or for Christmas related events.
Hey Simon! Take a picture of me in this sproftacchel, it will make me look like a prince.
by bored byfriend February 16, 2021
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Malort spritzer

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.
Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.
by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022
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Scrifty

Unkempt and of a questionable nature. Above sketchy, but no so much as to deserve admiration. A swine.
See that guy in the van blasting 80's pop and smoking swisher sweets?

Yea, he's pretty scrifty!
by Assclown88 January 24, 2011
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why u drop my sprite

Something that Yoni says when he rages for dropping his sprite.
WHY U DROP MY SPRITE?! THERE IS SUCH A HIGH POSSIBILITY IT COULD OF CRACKED!
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dirty sprite

Lean, sizzurp, drank, purp, in other words, its dat weak opiate drink that gets you chopped an screwed. The other definitions on UrbanDictionary include the usage of jolly ranchers, popularized in some hip hop songs and even the inclusion of benzodiazepines (xanax, valium, etc) to push that sedated high one step further.

Im not telling you not to mix your drank with liquor or benzos, but the fact is: dirty sprite = drank. Drank is just purple codeine + promethazine cough syrup poured into some sprite or 7-up. It can also be used to describe yellow hydrocodone + chlorpheniramine mixed with the same kinds of soda. The point is -- its opiate cough syrup in a clear soda, drunk to slow you down and screw up your night.

Take it easy, opiates are serious business. I've been clean of that shit for years, but the definitions on UD are all kinda fucked, so, here's the real one for you.
My niggas gettin' right, smokin weed with dirty sprite. I'm goin' wild for the night fuck being polite.
by recovering from dat poppyplant February 23, 2013
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Sprite Dogg

Someone who can fit their penis in a sprite bottle and has room to spare.The user usually owns a chode.
Jack is called sprite dogg because he can some how fit his penis in a sprite bottle
by york hunt July 31, 2008
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