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sparkling wiggles

a gentler term used when one wishes to say fucking niggers- based on a home video of a young girl attempting to say "sparkling wiggles" despite a speech impediment that makes it sound as if she is saying "fucking niggers"
New England Broseph: Wow, there sure are a lot of sparkling wiggles in The Bronx.
New England Brahsaurus: Totally.
by Giggitygoo December 15, 2008
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snorkeling

(variation of the roman war helmet) This maneuver is performed by placing your testicles over the eyes of your partner, forming a mask. Then the breathing apparatus is formed by placing the end of your penis into the receiver's mouth. This maneuver if preferably performed in water(bath tub, hot tub, pool etc.)
My girlfriend wanted to go snorkeling in the islands but I couldn't afford it. So instead, I tricked her into snorkeling my penis.
by enice482 April 16, 2008
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Sparkling Vampire

One who is expected to be extremely cool and badass, but in actuality is a pussy
"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"

"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."

"dude. what a sparkling vampire"
by Body Clack April 3, 2009
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Sparkling Wiggle

A slang name for "fucking nigger" made popular by a recent video on a popular internet hosting site. A little girl with a speech impediment is saying "sparkling wiggle" but because of her impediment, it sounds like she is saying "fucking nigger," hence the name.
"There's too many sparkling wiggles at the party" or "Get a job you sparkling wiggle!"
by Robbbbbbb May 25, 2007
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Sporcleling

The act of playing Sporcle on sporcle.com, often when one should be working or paying attention in class...WARNING! EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE!
Teacher: "Why didn't you finish your homework last night?"

Student: "I was up till 3am sporcleling...IT'S AN ADDICTION!"
by Peep91 May 17, 2009
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Dick Snorkling

You Dick Snorkling whore! I saw you give him a blowjob in the jacuzzi last week!
by Ieatbeefcurtains January 17, 2011
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sparkling vanilla

The first definition is bullshit! A Sparkling Vanilla is when you have sex with an albino girl and she gets really sweaty. It has nothing to do with cum. If you rewatch The Demented Porn movie you'll hear the sex ed prof explain it.

Cream soda has nothing to do with it either.
*german accent* As you can see Chris and Carmen have just performed the Sparkling Vanilla. No you can see where the name comes from ja??
by CamaCamaCamaCamaCameleooon January 19, 2006
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