spoontang

Anything scoopable and almost as good as Pussy.

etymology: Southern United States (1979), coined at a Baskin Robbins icecream parlor

poontang, pussy, icecream, spoon

Man, that Rocky Road is some good spoontang.

by Sweepy April 15, 2009

Spoondangle

Having to spoon feed or dangle otherwise obvious suggestions to a rather dim witted coworker, friend or spouse.

I had to spoondangle the idea of fighter jets to Jason for our Air Force poster.

by Vermy December 15, 2007

Spoontanious Squad

A spoontanious squad is a group of people who are better than all the rest. It is 7 badass bitches who tend to be a little on the weird side. They know how to hang with the best of them especially on GAME NIGHT. bitches got swag

Oh my god did you see the Spoontanious squad today they looked fresh to death

by Shashyy June 5, 2011

Spooktard

A bitch ass kid on the day of Halloween knocking on your door at ridiculous times usually around 1 - 3 AM expecting some candy.

Did you get a spooktard knocking on your door last night?

I sure did, what an absolute brain dead fucker they were.

by EW&F October 1, 2019

Spoongang

Spoongang is for retards

hey I'm in spoongang

by fork gang leader August 11, 2020

spooktacular

When a black person does something either extraordinary or something incredibly stupid.

"Hey Timmy, did you see that free throw that colored fellow made at the game? It was Spooktacular!"

by Marquis70 April 17, 2008

spooting

The act of a dog dragging its butt across the ground by pulling itself forward with its front paws.

We gave our dog some chicken wings for dinner and we later caught him spooting across the good rug.

The damn dog won't stop spooting across our new carpet.

by Homer21 February 4, 2010