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2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.
2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.
by Ein September 26, 2004
Get the Spokker Jones mug.Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.
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When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered
"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "
" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"
" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"
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Get the spooder mug.Similar to the shocker; Inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening and 2 into the anus at the same time. Used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.
"If the shocker don't rock her, spocker!"
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Get the Shookerithmya mug.A person who holds up a spoon and dramtically points it at things. (Tiny spoons are preffered but you can use any spoon.) The person is in most cases mentally ill.
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