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Spokker Jones

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2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.
Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"
by Ein September 26, 2004
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Toilet Snooker

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.
"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"
by Gaff December 19, 2006
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Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered
"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"
by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013
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spooder

Axel: "Whoa check out that spider! It's huge!"
Jay: "excuse me, I think you mean spooder"
by ChronoKatt November 1, 2014
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spocker

Similar to the shocker; Inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening and 2 into the anus at the same time. Used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.
"If the shocker don't rock her, spocker!"
by Schneidy-Pie March 27, 2005
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Shookerithmya

The medical condition in which one is experiencing the feeling of being shook
When Yoongi saw Jimin's ass, he came down with Shookerithmya.
by ChaunceyGreene June 19, 2017
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Spoonker

A person who holds up a spoon and dramtically points it at things. (Tiny spoons are preffered but you can use any spoon.) The person is in most cases mentally ill.
"Tf why is Penelope dramatically pointing a spoon at that dog?"

"Oh don't worry he is a spoonker."
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