spontaneous vagination

To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.

"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."

by crunchyk9 May 11, 2008

spongoloid

A very un-politically correct combination of the words spastic and mongoloid, used as a derogatory insult.

You're a complete spongoloid.

by Raphael Edwards July 2, 2008

spongooly

Spongooly,a real idiot of a person.also as annoying as hell.

That guy over there,i cant stand him what a fucking spongooly!

by mahoney815 July 26, 2009

Sponsored By Adidas

A video of a man (I think a rival cartel member) laying on the ground with his hands tied behind his back wearing nothing but his underwear and several rival cartel members are standing around him . One of them wearing an Adidas hat cuts his chest open with a hunting knife and his organs start coming out and you can see his lung moving when he breathes . He is pumped with adrenaline to keep him from going into shock or passing out but also so he feels everything . Then the guy with the Adidas hat cuts piece of his heart out and eats it . This video is from Mexico.

Guy 1 : Hey you wanna watch a shock video ?
Guy 2 : You mean like 2 girls 1 cup or 1 man 1 jar ?
Guy : 1 No something very very disturbing .

Guy 2 : What could be more disturbing ?

Guy : 1 You ever watch Sponsored By Adidas.

by Td November 5, 2021

spontaneous erection

The boner you get for no reason at all, usually happens during non-arousing times, such as english class or a funeral.

dang did you see how jim was walking? I think he was hiding a spontaneous erection.

by ricky warden June 11, 2006

Spontinuity

spontinuity n. Combined form of spontaneous and continuity. A continual ability to be spontaneous.

"Wow you're always so spontaneous, you have such spontinuity!"

by Andrew Mackay April 25, 2007

spondonicles

Australian slang for pot-holders, especially the kind that come with portable metho stoves (like a Trangia).

Bob: This campfire's a beauty! Whack the soup on! Wait, Davo, did you bring your spondonicles?

Davo: I thought you were bringing the spondonicles!

Bob: How are we going to pick up our pots now?!

by dave1611 August 6, 2008