turd splinter

noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping

adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you

Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.

Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.

by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009

Slunt

1.Half slut, half cunt. 2.A swear refering to a person who is a cunt but is also slutty.

Alicia is a slunt

by Nikki December 15, 2003

Sluntbag

Adj. Pertaining to one who is a slut, a cunt, a douche bag, or a variety of the three. Sluntbag is usually used towards females who cheat on their boyfriends, but can be used on males who give the same courtesy to their girlfriends by fucking their best friends.

Devin tried to sleep with Linda when he's already dating Becky. What a sluntbag move.

Perhaps if Sarah wasn't such a sluntbag, she would have been better off with her ex Josh.

by TestamentGoD January 13, 2008

sluntstress

a slunt ( slut and a cunt) who thinks she is a lady, but is really a dirty little, viscious, coniving, deceitful little bitch underneath her superficial facade...

The party planner acted so aloof and hotintot- but she was really just a little sluntstress

by davethewave2 July 17, 2010

The Splund

A large, overweight, pink spherical creature hailing from the dark and gloomy depths of the trap door. Often renowned for his deep voice and lisp. His diet consists of other ghouls and monsters who he will lick and taste with his abnormally large tongue before consuming. Be warned of his uncontrollable fits of high pitched laughter.

The Splund Fat pink blob full of hot air

by Shadocat February 19, 2009

splunge bod squirtpants

This means to have a messy orgasm, aka splunge in your pants.

Who is leaking there, its Splunge Bod Squirtpants!

by I, Wreckerrr May 11, 2017

Splinter Cell Style

Doing something with stealth, which is usually dangerous, or difficult, and completed in a stylish manner. Derived from the popular videogame Splintercell, which is stealth based.

When I snuck out of school, I did it Splintercell style. I would tell you specifically, but it would compromise the mission and you would become a risk.

by NOT JACK TOMPSON LOL September 2, 2005