splooj

This word can be used in many different ways and in various situations.

To spill. To mess up. The negative result of an action.

Oh crap, I just sploojed on my shit.

Prof. Teepchit sploojed me over.

Quit sploojing, Charlie Brown.

by hoda m August 14, 2008

splooj

spliff, or other dope related smoke.

go on man light that splooj before i take your eye out with a fish

by jerico bell March 1, 2008

splow

verb.

As in 'to splow' on somebody. Usually involves unleashing a magazine of stump sauce over an unsuspecting fitty.

Also noun.

Ammunition from the pump-action yoghurt rifle.

1. Just when she thought it was over, I extracted my lady impaler from her mapatasi and splowed on her mantlepiece.

2. Check the talent over there. She needs a good splowing on.

3. (Uttered at the point of no return) "SPLOWWWWWWWW"

4. The sight on my splow canon was out, and she ended up with splow in her eye.

by Splowson McGraw March 7, 2004

splewj

Semen that is blown or dropped on another person

I splewjed on the waitress from TGI Friday's.

by Shackaroni and Cheese July 27, 2009

Splowed

The act of inflicting great physical distress on a person (Usually in the face). This is usually carried out with a fist. Other body parts or instruments may also be used. Most commonly a punch in the face will do if it "lays the victim out".

1.Just watched a rich Douche get pulled out if his car and splowed at a red light. Highlight of my day.

2. I was in class the other day and Joe was talking crazy on my boy Drew and he got splowed.

by Degofx6 September 22, 2011

Slowjeezy

He is a one of a kind type of gent. He is loyal like a brother. Super chill and just lay back. He will never get nervous or worried. He goes at life dry-gin so don't think he's stressed. You always wanna have his relaxed vibe

Keep that slowjeezy energy at all times.
Keep vibin like Slowjeezy

by Slowjam November 22, 2021

Sploojizz

When a man puts a load into a woman’s nostril and she farmer blows it out onto his chest.

Ryan: “Damn it last night I tried to keep it in her nose but she sploojizzing on me.”
Tom: “I’m sorry man that’s messed up.”

by Rucas leuter May 15, 2024