The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.
by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009
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When you are having anal sex and the female takes a shit, and the turd (log) is split in two by the penis, just like a log splitter.
I was banging Kendora last and she shit while I was in her ass.
Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.
Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.
by Biggenlover69 October 8, 2014
Get the Kentucky log splitter mug.The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.
The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)
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Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.
Hey, nice turd splitter
Hey, nice turd splitter
by HB November 29, 2004
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One who exploits bugs in a game to give himself an advantage over other players.
One who exploits bugs in a game to give himself an advantage over other players.
by wtfpwned. April 30, 2006
Get the Sploiter mug.This occurs when there is clogging in the urethra due to the remaining residue of ejaculation, either from masturbation or copulation. The clogging results in your urine shooting in any direction but the direction you want it to go. Your legs, shirt, toilet seat, sink, floor, and even face will become drenched in a yellow spray.
by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 24, 2007
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