split

1. to escape/run away in a hurry
2. to make one naked
3. a sundae

1. "Oh shit nigga! The po-po's in this piece dawg I'm splitin'!"
2. "I'll get ya home and I'll split ya..."
3. "Banana splits are sexy"

by bawse major December 03, 2008

split

To be both drunk and high, usually from cocaine.

Man, I've been drinking bud light and doing blow all night, I'm so split.

by Suge Knight October 06, 2004

The Splits

When one's urine stream is divided/diverted in > 1 direction.
The challenge is to recognize it quickly & get the majority if not all of the urine in the toilet bowl. Piss shivers have the same effect.

Whoa, in the middle of the night I had a wicked case of the splits & peed all over the floor, wall & toilet.

by TMoneyID April 05, 2010

split

a woman/lady/girl/female/bird

that's split's got nice tits

by Andrew Warwick February 11, 2004

split

a term used as split personality. As in someone acts like a goody good with parents, but is really a naughty child.

I know shes a split, but half of her is amazing.

by phychic master May 26, 2008

splits

Percentage of money received in a deal

Just renegged that contract and now my splits lookin good

by ableezy December 01, 2011

split

When a woman has sex so much that her junk is loose; Also a female that is butt ugly.

Man, that girl is so split.

by Brenton January 08, 2004