Slimpin

To do absolutely nothing

My brother-in-law doesn't have a job...he just sits around slimpin all day long!

by Puppy20 December 21, 2010

Slimper

A greasy hunched over goblin looking person

Blaise is such a slimper

by rat earl December 21, 2021

get splippy with it

when one splips it as if they were indeed a splip

"Haha you go girl get splippy with it!"
"Yeah we no homoroed all over her splip"

by kirbytrafficcone (sara cheeto) August 25, 2022

slimpy

to feel someone quickly under the chin in a reverse jab-like motion while saying "slimpy" and having sexual thoughts in mind.

Josh walked up to the schools super hot and popular 'Kelly' and performed the quick task of a slimpy. His friends were very impressed while Kelly had no idea what had happened. Josh remained a virgin until he was in his late 50's

by incredilee March 26, 2010

slimp

A slimp is a lazy person.

John says to Joe: You are such a slimp!

by rocketmandly April 2, 2008

splumpkin

when a women gets oral sex while taking a dump, the same as a blumpkin but foe a woman

dude i went so deep in on that splumpkin that i got shit on my chin

by jester ralph October 30, 2006

Spimp

(noun; verb - spimping; adj. - spimp, spimpish; adverb - spimply)

1) A term to describe a person who is complacent in and/or profits in-part from the sexual exploits of his/her significant other.

2) Typically a man who allows his partner to sell their body to thousands of losers on the Internet.

A spimp will sit back and play videogames while his girlfriend rakes in thousands of dollars on her OnlyFans.

by somemerch36 March 29, 2020