John (Splatoon)

We don’t know who he is or what he wants, all we know is that he wears:

Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses

Guy 1: Who the FUCK is John (Splatoon) ?
Guy 2: I don’t know

by anonymous September 24, 2023

Splatoon Manga

The Splatoon Manga was made by Sankichi Hinodeya and is available through the CoroCoro Comic Magazines. It starts of with our protagonist, Goggles. He is stupid and dumb, but makes the comic funny. As it progresses, Goggles and his team are faced with many strong teams, but with the power of friendship and believing in his friends, him and his team make it though. The current Splatoon Manga chapter introduces a new character, Vintage. Vintage is a strong opponent that the makers of the Splatoon Manga haven't gone really in depth with him.

Billy: Hey, have you seen the new chapter for the Splatoon Manga? It's so good!
Bob: What's a Splatoon Manga?

by NyanGaming1243 February 19, 2019

Splatoonsexual

Joke/Fake sexuality

A person who is romantically/sexually attracted to characters from the Splatoon franchise or original characters from the Splatoon universe.

Person 1: i think the Squid Sisters are kinda hot, i bought all their merch, i even took out a loan.

Person 2: Dude you're either Splatoonsexual or just weird

by NotLucaTheGhost April 21, 2022

the splatoon 1 losing music

The worst thing to have ever been crafted by mankind.

Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I lost in Splatoon 1 and heard the splatoon 1 losing music, and now I want to game-end myself.
Person 2: *listens to the song* Yo, that's kinda banging

by ISimpForOxygen September 29, 2022

Marie (Splatoon Idol)

A beautiful idol who is a part of the best idol group, the Squid Sisters- with a rare, yet radiant smile. When she smiles, it is genuine. The benefits of her smiling include that of her smile being less scary than most inklings as her teeth are less protruding and are smaller. She’s got milk white tentacles and sparkling gold eyes. Marie is everything that an idol should be and sets the highest standard for that.

Marie (Splatoon Idol) is absolutely beautiful. Her kimono looks elegant on her in Splatoon 2’s Hero Mode.

by marieism September 27, 2021

Splatoon

The best game but you can only use dullies

I Love Splatoon

by Epic Gamer Moments July 19, 2019

Marie (Splatoon)

A squid idol from the video game splatoon. A fucking sarcastic and lazy bitch who won the final splatfest of splatoon, SHE’S ALSO A FUCKING grandma

I’m not a fuckin’ grandma; I’m marie (splatoon)

by Thedemoninkling February 15, 2020