Swizzler

One who is sweet swizzling. This person is so cool that they are not just called cool by others, they have a title; a Swizzler. Swizzlers are an elite few. They are the people who inspire others to want to be cool. They are so cool that they CAN imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. In fact, they have met this monkey and spat on him. Thats right, they spat.

"Did you hear about Benjamin. He put a cherry bomb in the principal's toilet, while the principal was still on it!" "Wow, he is a true Swizzler."

by The Rota dweller May 25, 2009

Tuscan Sizzler

A sexual act, rarely performed and little known outside of its native Tuscany. The Sizzler is performed when the man, after sufficient stimulation, ejaculates in the women's hair while standing behind her, and proceeds to pour gasoline all over her, punch her in the back of the head, and light her aflame with either a match, or a lit cigarette (as the situation calls for). The flame should be subsequently put out after a period of one to two minutes, though it can simply be left to burn, depending on the mood of the performer towards the recipient. The purpose of the Tuscan Sizzler is to test the limits of trust between giver and receiver, and to provide a degree of entertainment otherwise unseen in most sexual interplay, because I mean really, who doesn’t like to want to light someone on fire at least once in their life? That's right everybody does.

I accidentally killed my highschool girlfriend giving her the old "Tuscan Sizzler." It was still hilarious though. I mean, I'd do it again. I'm wierd like that.

by Shimmy to the Break of Dawn December 26, 2008

spizzled

1.when someone is talking, and they accidentally spit on you.
2. when your casually walking and someone randomly spits on you.

1. "doood you just spizzled on me! gross!"
2."i was walkin and some mutha fucka spit a big one at me!"

by jandraka October 9, 2007

Bombay sizzler

The act of ejaculating into your partner's hair and lighting it on fire.

This chick was goin' down on me and right before I finished, I pulled out so I could give her the Bombay sizzler.

by WCRanger November 10, 2012

pussy sizzler

The guy who has a dick so hot that it makes the pussy crackle and sizzle like a krabby patty on the grill

Jasper is the pussy sizzler

by NobodyNose June 26, 2016

Romanian sizzler

The sexual act of setting alight a firework, and releasing it into your partner’s anal cavity. It will then combust, tearing apart their insides, leading to great pleasure. Great fun for the whole family

“Me and grandma just tried out the Romanian sizzler”

by Bibby cheese October 28, 2023

sizzler

a bowel movement dropped on very hot asphalt or concrete usually in the summer.

The dog dropped a sizzler outside by the air conditioner.

by cholo carwash February 23, 2011