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Spikey hair mothafucka

A spikey Is referred to an individual typically in their teens who prefer that type of hair style. Although a spikey hair motherfucker is not just limited to the hairstyle itself but more importantly the attitude that comes with it. A spikey would typically hang around spots such as mini-marts and 7-11's smoking a few blunts while eating chips and drinking beer. They brag to other people about how they're big time hustlers just because they haven't paid back the five dollars that was borrowed from a friend. In most cases experiencing "spikey stages" is normal but should definitely come to a hault upon graduating high school. Unfortunately, most people never snap out of spikey stages and are referred to as spikey hair mothafuckas.
Spikey #1: "Yo bro lemme getta five for this blunt."

Spikey #2: "na yo chill out, last time I paid for your Chinese and that shit was $5.75. Its not about the money, I'm just saving up for my brand new Beemer that I'm about to cop."

Spikey #1: "damn yo that shit was like 2 days before my birthday and on your birthday I got you an $8 cheeseburger at that restaurant...yo bro just throw in a five this time and I'll forget about the difference."

Spikey #2: "fuck it yo, I really gotta burn. Here's the $5 and make sure you buy some good shit."

Later spikey #1 approaches his crew and says "yo I hustled the shit outta this kid today, yo that herb paid for my Chinese food and he threw me $5 to smoke. I'ma hustla, I be gettin money yo. Ain't nobody on ma level fuck all the haters!"

Person #3: you're a "spikey hair mothafucka" get off the spikey streets!
by RickCross December 2, 2011
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Spikey Blonde Hair

What lesbians have
If a chick has Spikey Blonde Hair, she's probly lez
by Shaved_Deer February 7, 2012
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spikey pokey bitch

karelyn has a spikey pokey bitch
by spikeypokeybitch November 18, 2020
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Spikey Fart Box

When your aggressively thrusting a Golden Barrel Cactus in and out of your anus.
Last night i gave my self a Spikey Fart Box it was so calming.
by Kosta The Kypreo April 28, 2021
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red spikey haired rock

he is a rock. no. THE rock. but red. THE rock but RED. did I mention that he is red. and spikey
"omg did you hear about red spikey haired rock?"
"oml yeah, he was with angry porcupine the other day"
by jhaywhypapi November 5, 2021
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Spikey Mikey

An oddly specific tattoo, of questionable political correctness, featuring a dollar symbol in a Star of David, with a smiley face above and the caption "cock" underneath.
Jurgen: "Did you see Mohammed's new tat, its sick!"

Sadio: "Yeah, it's a spikey mikey."

Jurgen: "He's the coolest guy in the dark."
by 100 cigarettes a day May 9, 2019
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The Spikey Surprise

When your getting sucked off you say close your eyes and then you pull out of there mouth and stick a cactus in
I gave Kim The Spikey Surprise last night I'm now banned from getting blowjobs
by Surprise giver March 23, 2021
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