Spetsnaz

spehtz-nahz

Russian special forces skilled in highly-advanced CQB, and with the objective of getting behind the enemy lines and getting the job done quickly and efficiently.

Although they lost their fame at the end of the Cold War, they are still highly-capable soldiers trained on all aspects, including counterterrorism.

See also GRU.

"I'd like to take Spetsnaz training so I can fight like those guys from The Hunted."
-me

by Dave September 8, 2004

spez

To edit a comment so that it favors your agenda leaving no trace because you are an internet troll.

However, someone may come along and spez the material to for example, hurt the cause.

by xptvnm November 29, 2016

Spetsnaz

Noun: A Russian special operations division formed during the Cold War. Famous for uniform production of total badasses by way of extreme training

Verb: To achieve a goal in an extreme, badass, or simply awesome manner. Bonus points for crazy stunts, unusual weapons, and explosions.

See Also: Backflip Hatchet Attack

Some fuckwad was speaking against the glorious motherland (Mother Russia), so I Spetsnazed him to death and burned his house down.

by freeman54 June 5, 2010

Spatz

to carry a beer in your back pocket

I got a beer last night and was immediately spatzing.

by KingFrat November 6, 2011

spitzer

To unexpectedly -- and spectacularly -- destroy your career in a single act so obviously wrong that having someone tell you "you should know better" would be blatantly redundant

Bob was on track to make regional manager until he spitzered himself

by Chip M. March 11, 2008

Elliot Spitzer

1) The money shot of self-ruination.
2) A mixture of stroked Guvner's juice and chilled soda.

1) Jeffrey brought his coworker Ashley home during their lunch hour, but finished with an Elliot Spitzer and a nap. His wife Sally came home and gave him only enough time to grab his shaving kit and box of porn.

2) Seacrest tallied up the votes, and declared Elliot Spitzer delicious!

by wisk March 13, 2008

spetznaz

Russian special forces.

"The Spetznaz are now creamed because of the end of the Cold War. Now slowly-but-surely they're getting back to normal so they can serve in counterterrorism and other special ops."

by Dave March 31, 2004