Sperman Herman

While wearing a bow-tie, whip out your chode and blow a load in her face while reciting your favorite Pee-Wee Herman verse.

After watching Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, I felt naughty and gave my girlfriend the "Sperman Herman"...she loved it

by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010

spermbankin'

1. To be broke and lazy enough to believe it is a good idea to market and sell one's semen.

2. Any act of donating sperm, especially into the mouth of a female.

1. Joe never graduated highschool, so he made most of his living spermbankin'.

2. I'm seein' her tomorrow night, and you know I'm gonna be spermbankin'!

by egotrippen May 22, 2007

Spermanent

When one's actions lead to a permanent, unpleasant, stain.

OH CRAP! THAT STAIN IS GOING TO BE SPERMANENT!

by air4ever January 3, 2011

Spermlanthropist

It's like when Frank says to Steven, man! I'm sterile and can make a child to my girl. So Steven went back at him with a solution, worry not Bro, I'm a Spermlanthropist and I'll share my sperm with y'all.

Spermlanthropist - It is a person who like to share his sperm for the common well being.

by Jad-bal-ja October 14, 2015

Spermanny

GAy retard nigga minecrafter

you a nigga like spermanny

by ProffesionalKillerOfNIggers October 24, 2018

spermanent

What da gal's parents in a shotgun wedding try to ensure dat da "loose with his zipper" dude's marriage to their daughter is gonna be.

Da singers in Da Yoopers' songs "Three Months Late" and "Da Couch Dat Burps" speak of a spermanent marriage of a young couple dat was prompted by da gal's missing several of her periods following a night of drunken "fun times".

by QuacksO January 14, 2020

Spermcano

When you have a pimple on your dick and you pop it while ejaculating

Shit man I just popped spermcano on that bitch from two doors down

by Nasty nate117 April 11, 2020